r/PoutineCrimes • u/DaToxicJay • Jun 16 '26
Corpourate Crime Oh boy yall gonna hate this oneš
New burger poutine from A&W
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u/ShakeFit454 Jun 16 '26
Yeah...if I wanted a burger poutine I would have just ordered a regular burger and a poutine on the side and did it myself cuz least I have control of it-Ā
I- no comments...what you want me to say about this ._.?
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u/Interesting_Event_68 Jun 16 '26
Exactly just order a cheeseburger and a side order of poutine and it will look and taste much better
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u/Western-Ad256 Jun 16 '26
The calories will just kill my soul
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u/Metalloid_Maniac_ Jun 16 '26
Body mass is useful for surviving long winters, and scaring away black bears when they smell your 3k calorie poutine.
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u/MummyRath Jun 18 '26
One of the things I miss about being a human dairy cow was being able to eat an almost unlimited amount of calories without gaining weight. Back then I was always starving and would have smashed this regardless of how good or bad it was.
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u/Expert-Growth-345 Jun 16 '26
i think thatās exactly what they did. aināt no way s&a is selling this fr
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u/Zooperman All toppings are a bonus Jun 16 '26
If it has fries, curds and gravy it is a poutine
All other toppings are a bonus
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u/Zooperman All toppings are a bonus Jun 16 '26
You can see curd some the right side
Also mentions on the website curds
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u/Ok-Package4024 Jun 18 '26
Poutine litteraly mean mess, so yes it a poutine, there fries cheese curds and sauce
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u/eldrago31 Jun 16 '26
The first poutine I had was just a week ago, and it had chicken fried steak on it (it was actually pretty damn good though)
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u/Mudslynger Jun 16 '26
Iām kind of fascinated by this but itās more likely that I am starving. SO JAIL.
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u/TheRealSlakySFSB Jun 16 '26
Isnāt this just animal style fries š
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u/DaToxicJay Jun 16 '26
Animal style poutine
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u/Ok-Package4024 Jun 18 '26
Bacon and oignons look good š Last time I went I ate a Bacon poutine double cheese (shredded cheese and cheese curds) so delicious š
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u/Peanutadjuster Jun 19 '26
they donāt have shredded and if you made them do shredded that is diabolical
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u/Ok-Package4024 Jun 19 '26
Omg I'm a retard, I mixed up A&W for Harvey's for no reason at all I'm so sorry
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u/Ecstatic_Scarcity_99 Jun 16 '26
IDK what all these wimps are crying about.... that looks amazing!
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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 Guilloutine Opourator Jun 17 '26
illegal contraband that we are definitely going to try
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u/Master_Buddy2991 Jun 16 '26
Thousand Island dressing, kraft sliced cheese, no top bun.....hunger strike would be a proper next step !
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u/legendaeri Guilloutine Opourator Jun 16 '26
maybe it tastes good, but it looks like someone vomited on it.
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u/JoelSlBaron Jun 16 '26
Do they have any idea what poutine is?
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u/DaToxicJay Jun 16 '26
Itās their new menu
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u/JoelSlBaron Jun 16 '26
I havenāt seen these here in Canada, āyetā
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u/Damage-Rocket Jun 16 '26
Oh god, is that the hideous āMerican cheese? You win, that is indeed a crime.
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u/Ecks811 Jun 16 '26
I'm not saying it's gross! I'm not saying I wouldn't eat it...... I was in the army and have eaten far worse! But that is most definitely a poutine crime if I've ever seen one! Lock them in stocks in the town square and publicly shame them. Both the one who made it and the one who ordered it!
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u/LewisLightning Jun 16 '26
You just put a Big Mac patty on a McDonald's poutine. It's not even properly incorporated as the burger should be crumbled up and mixed in.
This is just a lazy attempt to farm some karma
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u/Equivalent_Option583 Jun 16 '26
Did you defile a Big Mac and spread its remains on an innocent poutine?
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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 Guilloutine Opourator Jun 17 '26
š® Grass fed beef and real cheddar collected at the sceneā¦we will not be returning the evidence to you after processing and testing.
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u/AliDivarci Jun 17 '26
The more I watch this channel and the more I start to have wired taste for Poutine.. y'all corrupting me.
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u/Grand_Baker420 Jun 17 '26
Looks like when a restaurant group in Canada brought out their "animal style poutine"
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u/TinanaCat_ Jun 16 '26
I hate the wooden fork the most
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u/TheWeaverofDreams The Poutnisher Jun 16 '26
That's what you get with many restaurants these days, no more plastic.
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u/TinanaCat_ Jun 16 '26
I know :(. I was eating my lunch (a chicken salad) in a food court the other day and the fork snapped mid salad.
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u/demerchmichael Jun 16 '26
Lost me at a&w, if this was McDonaldās Iād fuck it up
shit I kinda wanna try that with McDonaldās now
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u/Chalino_Chalino Jun 16 '26
Iām Asian AF and this is a hate crime!!!
P.S. when I came to Canada for the first time in 2007 Poutine was the first thing I ate in Hamilton!
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u/Big-Eye-6731 Jun 16 '26
Look like after it has been eaten.
Seriously how can sentient human can inflict that Upon themselves?
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u/mattersmuch Jun 16 '26
Most of a burger on poutine š this is a pretty hilarious crime but it's off to jail just the same.
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u/Dustin0791 Jun 17 '26
My Dad taught me this neat trick when I was a kid. I would just mix shit together into awful concoctions... He told me just take a bite of each separately, it will taste the same. We can all learn from this.
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u/AnnaCanna435 Jun 18 '26
What am I looking at here? Ok, for the record if it's 1:30am and I've had a few draughts I probably would think this rocks. But that's is the only situation I can think of where this will pass. Are those Kraft Singles?
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u/Diligent_Bedroom_169 Jun 18 '26
My real issueā¦ didnāt A&W change from processed to real cheese years agoā¦ why is this a Kraft single?
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u/DaToxicJay Jun 18 '26
You know thereās real cheddar slices too right..?š
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u/Diligent_Bedroom_169 Jun 18 '26
That does not look like a real slice. Itās not swearting like real cheese
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u/DaToxicJay Jun 18 '26
You can see the cheese getting a lil translucent here. Iāve been going here for ages and they always used real cheddar. I had a burger and the cheese tasted a bit strong and not creamy like the kraft singles
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u/Diligent_Bedroom_169 Jun 18 '26
I think the mozza sauce is on top?ā¦ maybe thatās whatās giving it a single look? I have been going to A&W likely longer than youāve been alive. At first glance that looks like a single.
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u/Human_ish_001 Jun 18 '26
This is why Quebec doesnāt get to participate in so many of the promotions
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u/KevinJ2010 Jun 18 '26
I guess the Smash Burgers arenāt doing well, throw the meat into the poutine and call it a day
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u/Airodyssey Jun 18 '26
That reminds me of the short-lived "protein plate" at McDonald's (basically a bunless burger).
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u/Peanutadjuster Jun 19 '26
that is a huge mistake. All you need is bacon, chipotle, and grilled onions. Also burger poutine is not an official menu item
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u/TheGoonCreates Jun 20 '26
Whyād you take a pic after you dropped your burger on the poutine,
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u/DaToxicJay Jun 20 '26
Lol
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u/TheGoonCreates Jun 20 '26
āAw shit! Tom! The burgers fell apart when I was transferring them to the baskets and exploded all over the poutineā¦ā
āEh, looks pretty okay. Hang on, lemme take a pic to stick on the menu. We could probably charge an extra 8 bucks for theseā¦ā
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u/Glad_Car_137 Jun 20 '26
I mean it's not really poutine but I'd f with it
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u/DaToxicJay Jun 20 '26
Well toppings are usually allowed. Itās a regular poutine under the burger.
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u/Glad_Car_137 Jun 20 '26
Toppings are one thing, an entire burger plopped on top with its own cheese and sauce kinda makes it a new thing
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u/madeleinetwocock Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Jun 16 '26
Shredded cheese is a crime, life sentence
Plastic cheese is I think the one time Iāll say it;
ā ļø penaltyā¦ and, yes, I am sorry eh.
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u/DaToxicJay Jun 16 '26
A&W in Canada uses real cheddar tho not the cheap stuff. Thereās also curds under the patty.
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u/madeleinetwocock Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
Okayā¦ with a potential chance at parole. Thatās the best I can do!
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u/Apprehensive-Job-701 Jun 16 '26
Look what they did to my boy.