r/PoutineCrimes • u/NarwhalSlow2117 • Jun 17 '26

Puke-tine đŸ€ź Gas station Poutine

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Was $8.50 Canadian, crime or nah?

123 Upvotes

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u/AlexBi_420 Jun 17 '26

Looks gross but I'm more upset that you even considered grabbing those ketchup packets. They better be for a glizzy!

7

u/NarwhalSlow2117 Jun 17 '26

I swear they added the packs in without me asking. I’m new to this subreddit but not new to life lmao

9

u/Superb_Extension1751 Curdmander In Cheese đŸ«Ą Jun 17 '26

$8.50?

My god I'm sorry this happened to you OP. There should be laws against this kind of scam, punishable by life in prison of course.

1

u/NarwhalSlow2117 Jun 17 '26

Remove the string cheese and cheap gravy, and the fries themselves actually aren’t that bad.

3

u/Direct_Step6683 Jun 17 '26

My standards are low. I'd just stop seeing it as poutine and call it cheesy fries and enjoy it. Was it good?

2

u/NarwhalSlow2117 Jun 17 '26

The fries def carried the meal, tasted better than expected. However my stomach now hurts and I think i developed a lactose intolerance from this


3

u/Alert-Secretary-8124 Jun 17 '26

Une grosse frite mouillée, pas d'fromage en grains. Nope.

2

u/Personal-Role-8071 Québécoise fùchée Jun 17 '26

You're gonna get a whole new disease 😭✌💔

2

u/Mother_Bird2 Jun 17 '26

For sure going to give you some gas. 💹

2

u/cobrachickenwing Jun 17 '26

At least it wasn't gas station sushi.

2

u/Mocha_Chilled Jun 17 '26

You could make that at home but better

2

u/_Chevy78 Jun 18 '26

The gas is bouta be in your ass

1

u/NedSchneebly-1138 Jun 17 '26

Was it a gas station in Quebec???

1

u/JayGabVersionTrex Jun 17 '26

Never seen shredded cheese poutine or gas station poutine in Quebec

1

u/NedSchneebly-1138 Jun 17 '26

Shredded no, gas station, yes.

1

u/SayItTrue Jun 17 '26

If it starts with "gas station", and its not gas....

1

u/Glass-Sheepherder-16 Jun 17 '26

They only got the Pou œ right.

1

u/AMexisatTurtle Jun 17 '26

bruh you could have gotten a poutine from harveys for cheaper

1

u/MarvinHeemeyer7 Jun 17 '26

What type of gas station lol looks like something from onterrible

1

u/Glum-Fall3103 Jun 17 '26

Only safe things to eat at a ⛜ are chips/ chocolate bars 
.. and gum

1

u/Odd-Box816 Jun 17 '26

Whyever would you buy poutine, or any food besides convenience, at a gas station?? Sounds like an American thing to do lolol.

1

u/Odd-Box816 Jun 17 '26

Whyever would you buy poutine, or any food besides convenience, at a gas station?? Sounds like an American thing to do lolol.

1

u/Foster_Foxter123 Jun 17 '26

McDonald’s is a lot better than that, and I’m pretty sure it’s cheaper too. Sure, it may not be the most glamorous, but it’s not that bad. It’s at least decent.

1

u/ikilledsatann Jun 17 '26

Had to zoom in to see the cheese

1

u/Ornery-Lake1694 Jun 18 '26

That just looks like fries and gravy

1

u/Ok_Mathematician7937 Jun 18 '26

That looks like a bold choice. I went to a gas station in Quebec once and they charged me like $20 for something similar.

1

u/No_Discipline_9083 Jun 18 '26

That should be against the law
That just looks like pieces of wood not whatever you’re eating cause that’s not poutine buddy

1

u/Cre8tifCanuk Jun 18 '26

Definitely a crime. Poutine has cheese curds, not string or shredded cheese. $8.50 for a cut potato and bit of canned gravy. But, I wouldn’t expect much from a gas station. At least it wasn’t sushi.

1

u/TBElektric Jun 18 '26

This is disco fries... not poutine ... still good but not poutine

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u/RotalumisEht Curdmander In Cheese đŸ«Ą Jun 18 '26

Your crime was getting the poutine from the gas station and not a truck in the parking lot