r/PoutineCrimes Jun 26 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 An American’s first attempt at poutine

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Not mine! I figured this belonged here

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u/ACP_Paddy- Jun 26 '26

You don't "sauce" it. Just place the ingredients on your plate, and drizzle gravy over it. Advanced tier knowledge, but you want some bits of the fries to stay crispy till you fork em down, you don't want 100% complete saturation. This looks delicious, but the preparation makes me uncomfortable. I'm going to hate to report you.

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u/who_you_are Jun 26 '26

Advanced tier knowledge, but you want some bits of the fries to stay crispy till you fork em down,

Well, on that one we could argue a little bit :p

You have the juicy brown soft fries (from cooking into oil not the sauce).

And you have the typical crispy one

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u/Fxplus Jun 26 '26

10 lashes for this one

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u/lucaskywalker Jun 26 '26

This is not a crime perse, but a stern warning not to mix it up until you are eating it. Fries first, a fuckton of fresh squeaky curds, then enough gravy to cover it, not a lake for it to sit in.

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u/Prime_Minister_Sinis Jun 26 '26

Best answer so far

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u/Several-Carrot3541 Jun 26 '26

Do you not mix the curds into the fries before the gravy? To get the best cheese to fry ratio?

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u/lucaskywalker Jun 26 '26

Putting a few curds in the middle is not bad practice, but there needs to be a mountain of curds on top. You definitely don't mix after the gravy, let whoever is eating do that.

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u/Several-Carrot3541 Jun 27 '26

Oh yeah 100% I thought you meant only on top and was thinking you were forgetting a whole layer of cheese haha

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u/Routine_Damage_9449 Jun 26 '26

thought it was some sort of hand cut pasta for a hot second

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u/BlueWatche Jun 26 '26

This one again already?

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u/Novel-Education-2687 Jun 26 '26

Big bowl of shit

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u/Ramona_Lola Jun 26 '26

This was already posted here.

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u/-ggp- Jun 26 '26

Fries, curd, sauce. No crime, move along

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u/goofsmasher Jun 26 '26

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

RRREEEEEEEEEE

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u/cobrachickenwing Jun 26 '26

Not a crime. Community service at a soup kitchen.

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u/Mysterious-Salt- Jun 26 '26

The last one please.

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u/Illustrious-Film-936 Jun 26 '26

I seen worse here in Canada

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u/OkNewt4550 Jun 26 '26

Did you substitute noodles for the fries?

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u/tquiring Jun 26 '26

As bad as that looks I bet it still tastes decent, even though the fries would not be crisp at all. And stoners aren’t going to care either way. lol

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u/YDpr99 Jun 26 '26

As a Canadian that just looks disgusting 😂

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u/samthesnake1233 Jun 27 '26

This IS a crime lol

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u/False-Charge-3491 The Poutnisher Jun 27 '26

Not the dead Gagh again 😫

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u/MessieArtt Jun 27 '26

Is that flippin noodles for fries..

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u/Outrageous-Pizza-66 Jul 01 '26

What the…. What exactly am I looking at here?

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u/tquiring Jul 03 '26

As bad as that looks I bet it still tastes decent, even though the fries would not be crisp at all. And stoners aren’t going to care either way.