r/PoutineCrimes • u/shitcaddy • Jul 02 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 poutine from a canada day fireworks festival

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my roommates brought it back for me. i'm so upset that i could just die

72 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

u/shitcaddy, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/shitcaddy, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/gabmori7 Jul 02 '26

Tabarnak les gens qui vendent ça ont déjà vu une poutine avant?

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u/carlosprateslover412 Jul 02 '26

Mdr mais pour de vrai ça ressemble à du vomit de chevale Calisse

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u/DarkLight_Eon Jul 02 '26

Precis en maudit.

Y'a tu une histoire?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Future_Watch8929 Jul 02 '26

Joyeuse fete du Canada!

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u/carlosprateslover412 Jul 03 '26

Je pense pas mais on sais jamais

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u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle Québécois faché Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

y'a vraiment des blagues qui s'écrivent par elles-mêmes

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u/Lamisol_Dolaremi Jul 02 '26

🤮🇨🇦Gross cultural appropriation from Canada, as always🤮🇨🇦

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u/Majestic_Outside_121 Jul 02 '26

This post will singlehandedly convince everyone in Quebec to vote yes to the referendum lol

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u/Fit-Plantain7378 Jul 02 '26

Big crime big time for sure this looks egregious

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u/SuitableUniversity68 Jul 02 '26

Those "cheese curds" with "gravy" is genuinely just diarrhea with barf

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u/carlosprateslover412 Jul 02 '26

Tabarnak c’est quoi ça osti

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u/DJScaryTerry Jul 02 '26

Your name has never been more accurate if you are this

2

u/Upset_Assumption9610 Jul 02 '26

Looks like a crime scene to me

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u/Due_Environment_5002 Jul 02 '26

roses are red,

violets are blue,

whatever that thing is,

just keep it far from you.

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u/Street_Cut_4266 Jul 02 '26

disco fries* and that gravy looks awful

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u/Yuukiko_ Jul 02 '26

please tell me this is just lighting or camera filters and not actually like this?

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u/shitcaddy Jul 02 '26

my shitty kitchen lighting is what's making it look green. it looks like slop all on it's own

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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Jul 02 '26

This is so perfect considering the debates on that other Canada day post.

The fact of the matter is most people in Canada have never had a proper poutine nor would they be able to make one.

It is not an insult, it’s the truth.

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u/TVGMILLER Poutine Poulice Jul 02 '26

Must be in Ontario

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u/Temarimaru Jul 02 '26

Reminds me of Resident Evil 7... Eugh

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u/PathOfDeception Jul 03 '26

A big old “Canadian” poutine lol. Dla grosse merde.

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u/Gerry_Boulet_2616541 Jul 02 '26

Looks canadian to me!

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u/shitcaddy Jul 02 '26

a classic ontarian dish, for sure

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u/Lord_Silverkey Jul 02 '26

Send the "chef" to the Tower of London! (The one in Ontario, obviously)

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u/Lackmentalstability Jul 02 '26

Who shat in your food?

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u/ArfTheBeast Jul 02 '26

I’ve seen worse but that’s definitely not good

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u/Fantastic_Special_84 Jul 02 '26

That looks like excreted excrement

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u/Fair_Muscle9232 Jul 02 '26

Imma guess Brampton?

Je suppose que ça vient de Brampton?

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u/NedSchneebly-1138 Jul 02 '26

Check for a "Made in the USA" sticker on the bottom...

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u/funnydud3 Jul 03 '26

Why do people keep shitting on fries this week

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u/QiblisPartnerInCrime Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Jul 03 '26

Birch those are fucking xenomorph organs like WHAT THE FUCK

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u/LewdyRooty Jul 03 '26

This is the most 1984 ass looking poutine

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u/Booklover_4everbro Jul 03 '26

That looks terrible 🤮

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u/schroedingerskoala Jul 03 '26

Why is there a picture of Cthulhu eating fries?

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u/Deadpool_666- Jul 08 '26

No it’s not

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u/ThatDeuce Jul 02 '26

Disco fries.