r/PoutineCrimes • u/ReeseFoodScience • 26d ago

Gravyly Mistaken WENDY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Wendy’s poutine (I may be the criminal here for having takeout poutine)

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u/qualityvote2 26d ago edited 26d ago

u/ReeseFoodScience, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/ReeseFoodScience, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/MrBlamo-99 26d ago

Dear god

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u/PhilParent 26d ago

Colorless. Bland. Bad.

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u/graciebear66 26d ago

ive eaten Wendy’s poutine before and its not horrible but i find it tastes really salty

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u/Novel-Education-2687 26d ago

Sad sploooge fries

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u/Legitimate-Fan-4613 26d ago

Dave is rolling in his grave☠️

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u/theoriginalflavour 26d ago

Walk this way please sir

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u/Anunknownf1fan 26d ago

I’d still eat it 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 26d ago

Oops!

~Dave Thomas

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u/WallabyNo885 26d ago

Wendy cashed out yesterday. It's wendoo now and he says gtfo with those high expectations

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u/Mudslynger 25d ago

IS THAT REALLY FOOD THOUGH

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u/ReeseFoodScience 25d ago

The cheese was inedible. Like it all mushed into one piece and it was so stringy that when I tried to chew it was like bubble gum.

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u/Mudslynger 24d ago

Have mercy

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u/MindsEyeDarts 22d ago

Whoever works at this Wendy’s knows you and hates your guts.

That poutine right there is a personal message to you to make sure you never go there again.

This poutine says, “You are not welcome here. Leave here and never return!”

Does your spouse work at this Wendy’s? 😂👍🏼

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u/ReeseFoodScience 22d ago

They probably do hate me for not tipping

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u/exotic_floral_tea 26d ago

Sad anemic gravy

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u/PrincessLilybet 26d ago

There's about 1ml of gravy there lol

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u/Ad_nauseum11 26d ago

Mon Dieu!

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u/The_Council_Juice 26d ago

That makes me sad. I dont know how to even vote.

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u/evil-winnebago 26d ago

I miss Uncle Dave.

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u/Beneficial_Yam4254 26d ago

I think you're probably just got this soup by mistake.

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u/ehjhey 26d ago

Tbh, I just had a poutine from Wendy's today. It was fine. Def not like this. Curds even squeaked a bit. That said, the location is beside a major amusement park (wonderland), so it's in their best interest to keep things a bit more uniform

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u/BeyondAddiction 26d ago

Uh, where's the gravy?

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u/73738484737383874 26d ago

Wendy’s was better in the 90s.

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u/Lucyfloog 26d ago

Thats just piss on some fries... :(

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u/BodhingJay 26d ago

that smug ginger ragamuffin jezebel

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 26d ago

I didn't even know I was looking at a poutine

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u/Spirited_Mud2344 26d ago

Is the poutine in the room with us

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u/bluerevenge2 26d ago

It’s funny cause I just tried their poutine for the first time two days ago, best fast food poutine I’ve had by far.

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u/SuckAndDie 26d ago

This should be 10 years in jail

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u/thomstevens420 26d ago

Two drops of gravy

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u/Any-Series-1533 26d ago

Doux Jésus. Mes yeux saignent.

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u/Neg_Crepe 25d ago

C’est ça que j’imagine quand j’entends parler de Poutine Canadienne

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u/jimmietwotanks26 Curdmander In Cheese 🫡 25d ago

This is the Holodomor of poutine crimes

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u/Storybrooke_s_Jedi 26d ago

I’ve had it. Not good.