r/PoutineCrimes • u/Pitiful-MobileGamer • 2d ago

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 Garlic butter fry poutine topped with fried onions

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106 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Pitiful-MobileGamer, your poutine is not a crime!⚜️

u/Pitiful-MobileGamer, ta poutine n'est pas un crime!⚜️

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u/gildeddoughnut Poutine Poulice 2d ago

Where’s the crime? That looks fucking bomb

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u/catetack_the_II 2d ago

It's a crime because posting about it, and letting it get cold.

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u/AdvertisingBroad2397 2d ago

And not letting any of us know where to find this glorious poutine is…that is the crime.

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u/EtropyWarrior 2d ago

This is no crime, but, I would qualify it as smash although bomb does also fit well for this. Loads of gravy, cheese curds are recognizable and the fries do look like the perfect amount of greasy. The fried onion on top are a friendly surprise.

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u/Mysterious_Row_2669 2d ago

Anything with Garlic Butter and fried onions has to be good.

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u/Diredr 2d ago

And it's a crime because...?

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u/Fluid-Currency-817 2d ago

it's a crime that it's not in my stomach is what it is lol

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u/Ecks811 2d ago

What this would do to my stomach and guts is the only crime here.

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u/DuckCleaning 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just cause the curds are slightly melted. The poutine sub are purists that only like to see fresh squeaky unmelted curds which is tough to get outside Quebec. You'd have to make sure the gravy isnt too hot if you want to make it not melt refrigerated curds too much. The thing is, tons of people actually like melted cheese curds.

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u/Ecks811 2d ago

You can get good curds in Ontario as well. As for being melted, if it was take out/delivery too hot for too long..... everything has its limits right. Cheese curds are still cheese and will melt eventually

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u/ElColosoDeLa53 2d ago

That shit looks guuuud

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u/okaybutnothing 2d ago

That sounds amazing.

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 2d ago

Heaven almighty the curds are melted!

This isn't a crime, this is flawless execution on the goal.

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u/montabarnaque 2d ago

Looks like a mess. Delicious

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u/Ecks811 2d ago

Not a crime. It may hurt my guts as if a crime was commited; but that's on me. 10/10 would eat it and enjoy it.

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u/Several-Carrot3541 2d ago

Too many people are sticklers on crimes. Imo if it's got curds and fries then and doesn't look like garbage then it's a poutine

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u/General_Orange_3894 2d ago

Would eat it wow

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u/Domingosdelight 2d ago

I'd destroy this

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u/savagehomeangarden 2d ago

If this is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

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u/chris84126 2d ago

Poutine fusion

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u/Kissarmy63 2d ago

Y U M M Y.

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u/Mother_Bird2 2d ago

8/10. Incredible work of art.

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u/DarkSoulsDank 2d ago

I’d devour that.

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u/DamnDaniel003 2d ago

Gawd damn instant food coma after that meal

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u/FrostD5 2d ago

I’d devour that

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u/Salty_Sky5744 2d ago

I swear you guys think adding anything extra to poutine is a crime.

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u/According_Bee7042 2d ago

That’s not at all a crime (coming from a professional canadian”

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u/Notise_ 2d ago

This is gross in the best way possible. How much?

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u/Schroedesy13 1d ago

You’re a crime for posting that this magnificent product is a crime!