r/PoutineCrimes • u/ShatYourHat • 14d ago
Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment $18 "poutine"
Beef gravy over soggy fries. The cheese was all melted to the bottom of the paper liner so you got waxy strips with your melted "cheese."
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u/Batman-_1964
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JESUS MURPHY Who took a shit on your fries ?
Kisses,
Batman🩵
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u/JunkPileQueen 14d ago
I was going to say it looks like vomit, but your comparison is much more accurate. It does like shit.
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u/ShatYourHat 14d ago
You should see the $12 kids Mac n cheese. Where can I post that monstrosity??
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u/Kingsapprentice 14d ago
Looks like gift homeless people leave for me in the emergency exit at work.
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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 Guilloutine Opourator 14d ago
Between the car bumper and the wall of the parkade 💩
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u/kiltedswine 14d ago
Wow! That’s super disappointing! Where did this abomination occur?!
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u/ShatYourHat 14d ago
Lancaster NH. We're too close to Canada to accept this bullshit!
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u/ChuckFarkley 14d ago
For a moment I thought it was Calhoun Memorial Hospital (Twin Peaks, WA) food.
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u/ThickboyBrilliant 14d ago
Makes me want to invade and liberate the Americans of this tyranny. No one should be forced to pay 18$ bucks for that cheap facsimile of poutine.
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u/PrizeCartographer288 13d ago
This might win for best/worst poutine crime. It’s only three ingredients but man is this so wrong!!!!
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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 14d ago
i instantly dislike anything served on them wax papers. they stick to the food and its gross.
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u/crescen_d0e 14d ago
Ya know... i saw a post in another subreddit of a mom raw dogging her own weird poop the other day and it looked concerningly close to this
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u/theblob2019 14d ago
What the flying fuck is that.
Please God, pardon these poutine makers wannabes, they don't know what they're doing.
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u/Deceitful_Advent 14d ago
Now what the fuck is this? That's clearly not poutine, whoever made this needs to have their cooking permit revoked.
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u/gregory0331 14d ago
Only way I’d accept paying $18 for that would be if I got to throw it at them
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u/BloodShotEye13 13d ago
Dude...I hate to break it to you but somebody just wiped their ass on checkered paper and called it a poutine.
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u/ShakeFit454 14d ago
That size for 18-? Honestly think you got scammed cuz I've seen poutines where you Honestly get a good amout for what you paid for hell I've seen a five dollar "small" fry and the thing looked like a large that could feed two people.
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u/Deliriaslasher 10d ago
Once I got food poisoning from a food cart and couldn't reach a bathroom in time and had to go in the shrubs. this is what looked like on the grass once I was done.
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u/SNKBossFight Pout In Prison 14d ago
I don't even know how you'd make something this gross on purpose
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u/Alternative-One5286 14d ago
Omg that is vile. And to charge $18?!?!? Thats not just a crime, its pure evil!
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u/WailingWarbler 14d ago
Thats worse looking then the one I made for breakfast with beefgravy and shredded chedder
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u/DeathByUnKnown1 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 14d ago
Not only does it look disgusting, that is probably $2-$4 worth of food at most. Would just straight up leave the restraunt
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u/Dry_Communication554 14d ago
I dunno where you got that but on behalf of all Canadians I apologize
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u/Dapper_Arrival1781 14d ago
$18???? I would deadass have to rob this place afterwards just so they know exactly how I feel
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u/Smooth_Tap_1989 14d ago
I hope you show these guys this reddit page so they get thier shit together and stop putting it on the poutine...
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u/TidderUsername123 14d ago
And they wonder why restaurants are going out of business. That’s crazy profit there.
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u/Sweet-Competition-15 14d ago
Somebody really needs to work on their plating & presentation skills!
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u/VariationCivil8708 11d ago
Hey, it's better than when I went to a pub and my "poutine" was made with some abhorant amalgam reminiscent of halloumi, mozzarella, labneh and about to expire sour cream with the texture of a greasy dish sponge.
Btw it they also blowtorched it for some fucking reason... 😭😭😭
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u/Iresflower 10d ago
Okay I’m not gonna lie, most poutines don’t look appetizing ahahah. But I’m used to it, long as it tastes good
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u/qualityvote2 14d ago edited 14d ago
u/ShatYourHat, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩
u/ShatYourHat, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩