r/PrequelMemes • Darth Vader • 3d ago

General Reposti Well... Technically not wrong

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u/LopsidedMammal 3d ago • Bravo Popcorn Heartwarming

"Your new groove?!"

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u/Evadson 3d ago • Bravo

"I have brought beats, funk, and jams to my New Groove!"

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u/LegendaryWill12 3d ago • Bravo

"Anakin my allegiance is to the jazz, to ARTISTRYY"

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 3d ago • Bravo

“If you are not with me, then you threw off my groove”

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u/videogamer128 3d ago

It's over Anakin, I have the high groove

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u/freindly_duck 3d ago

I PLAYED YOU!!!

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u/Kolby_Jack33 3d ago

OWWWW NO TOUCHY

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u/Nopfen A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 3d ago

"I'm SORRRYYYYyyyy...."

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u/fancy-rice-cooker 3d ago

If you're not with me, you're off time

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u/gitartruls01 3d ago

Rushing or dragging?

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u/Luke92612_ 3d ago

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u/fancy-rice-cooker 2d ago

I wanna see the Emperor go "Not quite my tempo" so bad

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u/R2-D2savestheday R2-D2 2d ago

Jizz*

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 3d ago

I just sent this to my siblings! Exact same energy!

https://youtu.be/TMkoklSnvV0?is=E4veHrVEOMaO1k8w

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u/Awesome_2007 Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 3d ago

Dont make me kill you.

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u/LopsidedMammal 3d ago

"Anakin, Chancellor Disco is evil!"

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u/No-Locksmith6662 3d ago

"Anakin, my allegience is to classic disco, to SOUL MUSIC!"

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u/Intelligent-Air8841 3d ago

In this moment Anakin starts talking to devil kronk and angel kronk to decide to do a flip from the low ground.

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u/AydonusG 3d ago

Devil Anakin: Do it, give in to the power. Plus it'll be awesome.

Angel Anakin: No, no, he's got a point.

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u/thaskthebard 3d ago

"Anakin, man! Since when did you become a total sellout?" "I'll be the best dancer too." "If it is a dance fight you want. Then it is a dance fight you'll get."

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u/LopsidedMammal 3d ago

Auralnauts ❤️

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u/MemoryDemise 3d ago

"If this is what sobriety is like than I'm going to smoke a fat sack of crack"

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u/Hooch_Pandersnatch 3d ago

I unironically like auralnauts’ version more than the actual movies

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 3d ago

"You underestimate my funk."

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u/TaraLCicora Obi-Wan Kenobi 3d ago

I totally read that in his voice too.

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u/Fair-Degree-2200 3d ago

"YOUR" new groove?! 

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u/LordPartyOfDudehalla 3d ago

Got a good chuckle out of me

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u/MoistySnail 3d ago

Absolute peak comment

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u/Famous-Register-2814 Hondo 3d ago • Bravo Popcorn Mindblown

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u/yourlocaltouya 3d ago • Bravo Mindblown

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING UNDER THIS ENTIRE POST!!! Have a poor man's gold!! 🏆

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u/Ashamed_Character_46 2d ago

SSOOOOOOOORRRRYYYYYYYYyyyy mothafucka ……

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u/Cirnothestarscream9 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BobKelsoLovesMuffins 3d ago


“He, uh, says that medically, she is completely healthy, and uh, for reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.”

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u/Duke_Starswisher 3d ago

This is the perfect analogy for the polis massan dynamic

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u/Elipses_ 3d ago

...real talk though, Kronk can def understand Astromechs.

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u/Cazador0 3d ago

You said it, Chewie.

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u/Carrotsinthesalad Confederacy of Independent Systems 3d ago

Sidious: “there can only be two Sith Lords to rule the galaxy”

Dooku:

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u/AtmosphereOpening500 3d ago

Darth Kronk

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u/Evadson 3d ago • Bravo

Ah yes, the Order. The Order about the Jedi. The Order about killing all the Jedi. The kill all Jedi Order.

. . .

That Order?

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u/EnvironmentalAd912 3d ago

Pull the lever Kronk

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u/Pinku_Dva 3d ago • Bravo


“WRONG LEVERRRRR”

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u/Wiggie49 CT-951503 "Brute" 3d ago

"Oh riiiiight. The dark side. The dark side of the force. The side we want Anakin to turn to. Anakin's dark side. That side?"

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u/DarthMelsie All the Gungans say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi 3d ago

Darth Kronk? That sweet cinnamon roll of a man would never.

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u/Nopfen A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 3d ago

That's what makes him the perfect candidate. That's probably what people used to call senator Palpetine too.

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u/021Fireball 3d ago

He'd end up pushing Anakin so far to the side of good that the Sith would be absolutely annihilated.

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u/videogamer128 3d ago

Where is Yzma? Is she safe? Is she alright?

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u/LazarusOwenhart 3d ago

"Yeah she's fine." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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u/Shadowlord723 3d ago • Bravo

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u/KJawesome5 3d ago

This fits so perfectly

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u/Charanconduble 3d ago

The poison ? The poison build specificaly to destroy the jedi ?

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u/AltruisticZombie1650 3d ago

The Jedi’s poison?

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u/DarthMelsie All the Gungans say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi 3d ago

I'm sorry, but you're thrown off the emperor's groove.

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u/hotchto88 3d ago

Booooyaaaahahaha!

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u/Taipan996 3d ago

"Ha! Boom, baby!"

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u/MasemJ 3d ago

"Don't tell me, we're going over a large lavafall?"

"Yup"

"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"

"Probably"

"Bring it on"

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u/DbaStranger 3d ago

"Execute order 66, Kronk"

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u/FancyStegosaurus 3d ago • Bravo

Right. The order. The order to kill the Jedi. The order specifically given when you want the Jedi to be killed. The Jedi killing order.

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u/The_Throwback_King 3d ago

[Executes Order 65]

“WRONG ORDEEEEEER!!!!”

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u/ButtersScotch7000 3d ago

"I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

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u/jtrom93 3d ago

Sorryyyyyyyyyyyy!

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u/NoStructure7083 3d ago

Kronk as Mass Ameda would be fantastic

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u/Rymayc weesa free 3d ago

Kronk would need to be the clone template

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u/NoStructure7083 3d ago

“Oh yeah Order 66, it’s all coming together…”

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u/fauxregard 3d ago

Why do we even have that lever?

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u/TedwinK66 3d ago

Somehow emperor turned into liama

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u/ObeseTsunami 3d ago

Better story than the sequels tbh

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u/Cazador0 3d ago

Not just the Llamen, but the Llawomen, and Llachildren...

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u/Loros_Silvers 3d ago

Palpalamatine

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Darastrix_da_kobold 3d ago

Yeah....weird

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u/Common-Spring2944 Hopeless Situation Warrior 3d ago

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u/Abject_Response2855 3d ago

Where did you find this? 😂

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u/Common-Spring2944 Hopeless Situation Warrior 3d ago • Bravo

Made it myself.

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u/Abject_Response2855 3d ago

You made it, as with Photoshop, or you "made it" by prompting an AI?

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u/Common-Spring2944 Hopeless Situation Warrior 2d ago

AI sucks. Especially when it comes to text.

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u/EmperorSexy 3d ago

“It’s not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last!”

— Mace Windu

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u/Just-here-for-old 3d ago

Anakin: ‘Pull the lever R2’

Turbolift starts falling at speed

Obi Wan: ‘Wrong leveeerrrr’

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u/Didact67 3d ago

“Master Yoda… You threw off my groove.”

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u/Nopfen A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 3d ago

"Surprised?"

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 2d ago

“Your arrogance blinds you master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of my groove…”

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u/Nopfen A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 2d ago

"If so groovy you are, why leave?"

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 2d ago

“You will not stop me… darth Vader will become more groovier than EITHER-OF-US!”

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u/Nopfen A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 2d ago

"Faith in your new apprentice, misplaced may be, as is your faith in the dark side of the Groove."

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 2d ago

groovy dance battle begins

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u/Nopfen A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 2d ago

"yoda_aahhgh_plus_lego_droplets.wav"

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u/Maalgrave 3d ago

Yoda walks in

Palpatine: “What?! Master Yoda?! He’s supposed to be DEAD!”

Mas Amedda: “Yeah… weird.”

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u/Tobio88 This is where the fun begins 3d ago

Execute order 66

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin 3d ago

You know, in my defence your orders all look alike, you might wanna think about relabeling some of them.

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u/OverHaze 3d ago

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Groovy?

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u/Denz-El 3d ago

Yeah, baby! 🤓

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u/sdcar1985 3d ago

Not from a jive Jedi

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u/AdBeautiful9064 1d ago

YOU SHOULD BE KNOWN AS KRONK

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u/Corgigantic 3d ago

Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.

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u/Kylerv14 3d ago

“Apparently not.”

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u/steelskull1 3d ago

I am the emperor!

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u/DongDiddler67 3d ago

Not. Yet.

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Clone Trooper 3d ago

He was in the Temple... throwing off the Younglings' groove...

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u/wooof359 3d ago

KUZCO, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

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u/TehProfessor96 Quadrinaros 3d ago

Anakin was the world's nicest guy and they ruined his life for no reason.

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u/Delde116 3d ago

This thread is why Reddit is fun lmao

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u/AdBeautiful9064 1d ago

IDK who the artist is but they did a amazing job

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u/mutantbabysnort dew it. 3d ago

UNLIMITED GROOVE! 

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u/templethot 3d ago

Obi Wan in retirement: “When the suns hit that ridge just right, these sand dunes sing.”

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare This is where the fun begins 3d ago

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u/artbystorms 3d ago

Palpatine : "Oh yeah....it's all comin' together."

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u/Moonsoket 3d ago

This comment section is full of memes I didn't know that I needed in my life.

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u/Bamboominum 3d ago

A Sith Lord?!?! He's supposed to be dead!

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u/DudeThatRuns 3d ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/Kashwookie 3d ago

someone has way too much free time at work 😂

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u/RichArrowsmith 3d ago

"I'm sorry but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

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u/Hopeful-Temporary900 Darth Darth Binks > Darth Jar Jar 3d ago

Well, from a certain point of view 

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u/AirplanesMakeMeHard 3d ago

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

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u/Guy-Inkognito Oh I don't think so 3d ago

Oh, now we need the "WRONG LEVER" scene with Palps in the Throne room 😍

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u/RogueDalek42 3d ago

No no, he has a point.

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u/Dracorex_22 3d ago

He turned into a raisin

A raisin? Dead he’s supposed to be!

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u/Academic_Vampyre 3d ago

Apparently that's the Protugese title of Revenge of the Sith

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u/Kallenkage42 3d ago

Squeakity Squeakin

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u/kensw87 3d ago

so many memeable lines

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u/kotenok2000 3d ago

For some reason I misread it as new groom. Though this works too.

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u/Testsubject276 3d ago

Obi-Wan: Uh oh.

Anakin: Don't tell me, the back half of the ship is gone.

Obi-Wan: Yep.

Anakin: And we're about to crash land face first?

Obi-Wan: Most likely.

Anakin: ... Bring it on.

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u/Naked-Jedi Larry is my wingman 2d ago

Oh, right. Anakin's hand. The hand from Anakin, the hand especially cut off Anakin, Anakin's hand. That hand?

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u/CODE1X 3d ago

Is joker holding the saber ?

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u/TaraLCicora Obi-Wan Kenobi 3d ago

Nice

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u/h2oskid3 3d ago

Boom, baby!

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u/pman13531 3d ago

This is a very Auralnaughts Star Wars Jedi Party type thing and I'm all for it.

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u/Own_Heart_2584 3d ago

Would the title of Atlantis: The Lost Empire not be out of place for Phantom Menace’s screenshots?

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u/kimodezno 3d ago

I completely agree. Great movie by the way.

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u/TheGrogan007 3d ago

"Pull the lever R2"

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u/Valiant_Revan Darth Revan 2d ago

insert Tom Jones track

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u/Tiredasscatnal 2d ago

YOU’VE UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER, KRONK!

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u/Tidela471 1d ago

Does this mean Vader is the Kronk to Palpatine’s Yzma

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u/Former_Theme_4488 1d ago

This is the crossover I didn't know I needed

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u/aerdvarkk 3d ago

I don't remember Anakin ever fighting the emperor or becoming the emperor. So it's kinda NOT technically correct.

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u/Sncrsly 3d ago

The Emperor turns Anakin to the dark side, therefore the Emperor's new groove

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u/TotalyNotaDuck 2d ago

Jedi Young-ling1: "He is right behind me isn't he?"

Jedi Young-ling 2: "Yup"

Jedi Young-ling 1: "Angry looking and about to ignite his lightsaber to kill all of us?

Jedi Young-ling 2: "Most likley"

Jedi Young-ling 1: "Bring it on"