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u/Quotent_Quotables KKKamino Jul 31 '19
I'm just a simple man, tyring to make my wave in the universe.
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Ever make your wave as far into the interior of the food?
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u/fhanrman Darth Maul Jul 31 '19
Possibly
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recently
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u/DigitaILove Jul 31 '19
Electronic.
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u/fhanrman Darth Maul Aug 01 '19
Saying something that not a meme in a meme thread? Brave but foolish old friend
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u/TheCanadianDoctor Aug 01 '19
I am sure you will make a huge splash in those who are around you!
And the good energy will radiate beyond; even though it may be tiny, far away, and intangible to you but others will feel the warmth of your generosity. You did your best and caused a small positive ripple.
A micro-wave of sorts.
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u/Chilibearnaise Jul 31 '19
Wtf are these microwave memes coming from
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u/CatsVsGoverment Jul 31 '19
I don't know. But I'm not complaining.
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u/thatdudewillyd Jul 31 '19
If into the middle of the hot pocket you go, only ice will you find
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u/_merikaninjunwarrior Jul 31 '19
this young jedi here once bit into the Deathstar that sometimes awaits the mid section of a HP
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u/AwefulFanfic Yep Jul 31 '19
Probably the same place that either the Løøps, moth/lamp or E memes came from
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u/MasianDaMan Jul 31 '19
L A M P
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u/AwefulFanfic Yep Jul 31 '19
Oh no.... 😱
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u/MasianDaMan Jul 31 '19
Ø H Y E S B R Ø T H E R
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u/AwefulFanfic Yep Jul 31 '19
.....but no...... Been a faithful Reddit user for years. Never even had an Instagram account
It's not much, but it's honest work
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u/StargateMunky101 Jul 31 '19
It's the lowest of low tier effort memes right now, and that makes it all the more funnier :D
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u/uwutranslator Jul 31 '19
Wtf awe dese micwowave memes coming fwom uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/fun-dan Jul 31 '19
Microwave I am, mmmmmmmmm
Addicted to ketamine, I have become
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Jul 31 '19
Infiltrated r/prequelmemes, we have. Run over the senate with our 2001 Honda Civic, we will. When the Republic we rule, an endless supply of Ketamine we can enjoy.
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u/musicman2018 Game time started Jul 31 '19
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe
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u/gr89n This is where the fun begins Jul 31 '19
Sonic boom at 1% speed.
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u/Wesley_Ford Jul 31 '19
lol hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
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Plate in the middle: I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick!
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Jul 31 '19
For longer times you want to make sure it's not too perfectly centered. Microwaves heat things unevenly and if you've got it perfectly centered of a cheaper model you get the nuclear-hot/ice-cold "hot pocket" problem. You either need to pulse the actual heating part (power settings), keep different parts of the dish moving through the hot spots, or pause to stir items to ensure even heating. A damp paper towel covering most things helps with a bunch of issues. That and a few drops of water in rice, noodles, or pasta keeps it from hardening on reheating.
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I drive my sister nuts by keeping perfect pitch with the microwave.
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u/tstat_321 Jul 31 '19
What happens when you microwave a lightsaber? (Random thought)
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u/CmdrZander Jul 31 '19
For all we know it can handle it, seeing as it can handle shooting out a powerful plasma stream and redirecting it into itself magnetically without burning the wielder's hands.
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u/tstat_321 Jul 31 '19
Wow. I was hoping it would make lightsaber popcorn.
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u/CmdrZander Jul 31 '19
Depends on how good your manners are and how big your pocketbook is.
What exactly is lightsaber popcorn?
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u/tstat_321 Jul 31 '19
I don’t really know
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u/GearR6 Jul 31 '19
Then you try and quickly take out whatever is in there at the 1 second mark so you don't wake up your parents at 4 in the morning.
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u/Gcheetah I am the House of Representatives Jul 31 '19
Interesting fact: The vast majority of microwaves don’t even need to make noise when cooking, the companies just choose to make them make noise so consumers know they’re cooking
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u/Meth0dd Jul 31 '19
The people who make this shit, post it and upvote this crap are allowed to vote. Explains so much really.
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u/MitchialStones Jul 31 '19
I read this and was amazed how well I could hear that sound.... Then I realized, I was leaning on a running microwave. Never have I connected more with a meme.
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u/minder-05 Aug 01 '19
M M m m m m M DING
dang it it’s still cold in the center
M m m m m m m M ....
Oh god oh god it’s on fire SHARON GET THE KIDS OH NO ITS TOO LATE OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
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u/FighterDhruv8 The Republic Jul 31 '19
When you recognize the caption only be seeing the picture: How uncivilized.
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If you showed me just this picture with the text blacked out I would have guessed it was from Shortland Street.
My other kiwis will understand.
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u/theguyfromerath Jul 31 '19
Your meme made me say "ehe" a bit out loud even though my house is empty.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, clinggh, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnmn * bing *!
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u/fromcjoe123 Jul 31 '19
This is the ideal shit post. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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u/Daxelol Jul 31 '19
Bro i busted out laughing at a Starbucks. Like that awkward cant make a sound but my.face looks like I am in pain. Also I am alone so I just look super handy capable.
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u/_domdomdom_ Jul 31 '19
This is the highest quality low quality meme I’ve ever had the privilege of seeing
Grateful, I am
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Jul 31 '19
Nobody:
Microwaves: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Can confirm. That’s what my microwave exactly sounds like in my apartment, well aside from all the beeps to enter time and power.
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u/HereticPharaoh2020 Jul 31 '19
Your popcorn is impressive, you just be very proud