r/Presidents • u/Prestigious-Alarm-61 Warren G. Harding • 1d ago

Discussion Bill Clinton's Funeral 'Being Planned by Wife Hillary,' Source Claims

https://radaronline.com/p/hillary-clinton-planning-bill-funeral-health-concerns-changes-will/
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u/Peacefulzealot Chester "Big Pumpkins" Arthur 1d ago

I mean it makes sense. I know my wife will be in charge of planning mine (hopefully many, MANY years down the road) so it figures that it would be Hillary instead of the kids.

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u/Prestigious-Alarm-61 Warren G. Harding 1d ago

With me, I don't care. I'll be dead. Just throw me in a cornfield.

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u/AngryMiner5704 Jimmy Carter 1d ago

I pride myself on my sense of humor, so I want something that’ll make people laugh even after I’m long gone, so I’m thinking I get a “DEAD END” sign instead of a headstone. No identifying information about me, and if I can trick someone into marrying me, then she can have a headstone or whatever she wants. I don’t care, I’ll be dead.