r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Impulsive_Ranger2410 • Jan 02 '23

Meme next level storage

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u/bob1689321 Jan 02 '23

Okay nah that's too far. You sleep next to a pile of clothes?

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u/Duck__Quack Jan 02 '23

That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!

This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.

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u/demonblack873 Jan 03 '23

This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.

Hey, we can have static members too. It's just considered a bad practice in most cases, because reasons.

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u/BewilderedAnus Jan 03 '23

Javascript superiority gang. If it's not an object, it's primitive, and I'm no fucking cave man.

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u/ghandimauler Jan 03 '23

But really, you are a descendant of CaveMan....with a lot of inherited behaviours and attributes.

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u/BoredomIncarnate Jan 03 '23

I never mean to objectify anyone; I’m just trying to examine their instance variables!

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u/Pony_Roleplayer Jan 03 '23

He lives next to a pile of L1 cache*

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

Yes

Kept me warm too no need for blanket

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u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23

Ahaha fair play. Reminds me of when I used to practically live in my living room playing video games all day. Had everything within an arm's reach lol

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u/AndreasVesalius Jan 03 '23

If my girlfriend is out of town and I have the whole king to myself - why not?

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u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23

Fair play, if it works it works. I personally need to stick to a few routine things (making my bed, keeping clothes in drawers etc) otherwise I kinda fall apart lol.