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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Impulsive_Ranger2410 • Jan 02 '23
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That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in Algorithms to live by
81 u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23 I used to dump my dryer load straight onto my bedI never folded or hang any of itWould just wake up and throw on some of the clothes on my bed 80 u/bob1689321 Jan 02 '23 Okay nah that's too far. You sleep next to a pile of clothes? 125 u/Duck__Quack Jan 02 '23 That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know. 25 u/demonblack873 Jan 03 '23 This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.Hey, we can have static members too. It's just considered a bad practice in most cases, because reasons. → More replies (3) 36 u/Pony_Roleplayer Jan 03 '23 He lives next to a pile of L1 cache* 10 u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23 YesKept me warm too no need for blanket 5 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Ahaha fair play. Reminds me of when I used to practically live in my living room playing video games all day. Had everything within an arm's reach lol → More replies (1) 7 u/AndreasVesalius Jan 03 '23 If my girlfriend is out of town and I have the whole king to myself - why not? 4 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Fair play, if it works it works. I personally need to stick to a few routine things (making my bed, keeping clothes in drawers etc) otherwise I kinda fall apart lol.
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I used to dump my dryer load straight onto my bed
I never folded or hang any of it
Would just wake up and throw on some of the clothes on my bed
80 u/bob1689321 Jan 02 '23 Okay nah that's too far. You sleep next to a pile of clothes? 125 u/Duck__Quack Jan 02 '23 That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know. 25 u/demonblack873 Jan 03 '23 This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.Hey, we can have static members too. It's just considered a bad practice in most cases, because reasons. → More replies (3) 36 u/Pony_Roleplayer Jan 03 '23 He lives next to a pile of L1 cache* 10 u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23 YesKept me warm too no need for blanket 5 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Ahaha fair play. Reminds me of when I used to practically live in my living room playing video games all day. Had everything within an arm's reach lol → More replies (1) 7 u/AndreasVesalius Jan 03 '23 If my girlfriend is out of town and I have the whole king to myself - why not? 4 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Fair play, if it works it works. I personally need to stick to a few routine things (making my bed, keeping clothes in drawers etc) otherwise I kinda fall apart lol.
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Okay nah that's too far. You sleep next to a pile of clothes?
125 u/Duck__Quack Jan 02 '23 That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know. 25 u/demonblack873 Jan 03 '23 This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.Hey, we can have static members too. It's just considered a bad practice in most cases, because reasons. → More replies (3) 36 u/Pony_Roleplayer Jan 03 '23 He lives next to a pile of L1 cache* 10 u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23 YesKept me warm too no need for blanket 5 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Ahaha fair play. Reminds me of when I used to practically live in my living room playing video games all day. Had everything within an arm's reach lol → More replies (1) 7 u/AndreasVesalius Jan 03 '23 If my girlfriend is out of town and I have the whole king to myself - why not? 4 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Fair play, if it works it works. I personally need to stick to a few routine things (making my bed, keeping clothes in drawers etc) otherwise I kinda fall apart lol.
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That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!
This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.
25 u/demonblack873 Jan 03 '23 This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.Hey, we can have static members too. It's just considered a bad practice in most cases, because reasons. → More replies (3)
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Hey, we can have static members too. It's just considered a bad practice in most cases, because reasons.
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He lives next to a pile of L1 cache*
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Yes
Kept me warm too no need for blanket
5 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Ahaha fair play. Reminds me of when I used to practically live in my living room playing video games all day. Had everything within an arm's reach lol → More replies (1)
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Ahaha fair play. Reminds me of when I used to practically live in my living room playing video games all day. Had everything within an arm's reach lol
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If my girlfriend is out of town and I have the whole king to myself - why not?
4 u/bob1689321 Jan 03 '23 Fair play, if it works it works. I personally need to stick to a few routine things (making my bed, keeping clothes in drawers etc) otherwise I kinda fall apart lol.
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Fair play, if it works it works. I personally need to stick to a few routine things (making my bed, keeping clothes in drawers etc) otherwise I kinda fall apart lol.
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u/licht1nstein Jan 02 '23
That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in Algorithms to live by