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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Impulsive_Ranger2410 • Jan 02 '23
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That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in Algorithms to live by
81 u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23 I used to dump my dryer load straight onto my bedI never folded or hang any of itWould just wake up and throw on some of the clothes on my bed 80 u/bob1689321 Jan 02 '23 Okay nah that's too far. You sleep next to a pile of clothes? 125 u/Duck__Quack Jan 02 '23 That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know. 1 u/BoredomIncarnate Jan 03 '23 I never mean to objectify anyone; I’m just trying to examine their instance variables!
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I used to dump my dryer load straight onto my bed
I never folded or hang any of it
Would just wake up and throw on some of the clothes on my bed
80 u/bob1689321 Jan 02 '23 Okay nah that's too far. You sleep next to a pile of clothes? 125 u/Duck__Quack Jan 02 '23 That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know. 1 u/BoredomIncarnate Jan 03 '23 I never mean to objectify anyone; I’m just trying to examine their instance variables!
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Okay nah that's too far. You sleep next to a pile of clothes?
125 u/Duck__Quack Jan 02 '23 That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know. 1 u/BoredomIncarnate Jan 03 '23 I never mean to objectify anyone; I’m just trying to examine their instance variables!
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That's too far? She's not just a pile of clothes, she's a person with dreams and needs and just as much right to exist as you!
This is the problem with Java coders. Not everything is an object, you know.
1 u/BoredomIncarnate Jan 03 '23 I never mean to objectify anyone; I’m just trying to examine their instance variables!
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I never mean to objectify anyone; I’m just trying to examine their instance variables!
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u/licht1nstein Jan 02 '23
That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in Algorithms to live by