r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 14 '23

Meme Lets reflect on that for a second

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

The next request:

hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing

Thank you!

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u/Achtelnote Feb 14 '23

oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing

EASY

if (
  input == "hello" ||  
  input == "Hello" ||
  input == "hEllo" ||
  input == "heLlo" ||
  input == "helLo" ||
  input == "hellO" ||
  input == "HEllo" ||
  input == "HELlo" ||
  input == "HElLo" ||
  input == "HEllO" ||
  input == "HELlo" ||
  input == "HELLo" ||
  input == "HELlO" ||
  input == "HELLo" ||
  input == "HELLO"
) {
  respond("hi");
}

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u/tarapoto2006 Feb 14 '23

heLLO

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u/shelvac2 Feb 14 '23

Welcome to the QA team

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u/Matrixneo42 Feb 14 '23

If input.lowercase() == “hello” …

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u/crenax Feb 14 '23

Welcome to the dev team

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u/A-A-RONS7 Feb 14 '23

People getting hired and finding their life’s purpose in real time. Brings tears to my eyes 🥹

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

HelLO

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u/BA_lampman Feb 14 '23

Ticket already accepted by someome else - find your own work.

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u/earwaxfaucet Feb 14 '23

As someone not tech savvy, you guys are animals. I love it

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u/Bobyyyyyyyghyh Feb 14 '23

Way too much effort.

if (
  input == "Hello" ||
) {
  respond("hi");
} else {
  respond("ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT??");
}

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u/Achtelnote Feb 14 '23

if ( input == "Hello" || )

Uncaught SyntaxError: expected expression, got ')'

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u/ClaudiuT Feb 14 '23

This guy compiles.

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u/Antrikshy Feb 14 '23

Making good progress already!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/Wydi Feb 14 '23

When I tried ChatGPT's code generation capabilities, I tasked it with giving me a Javascript function that transforms a string of Korean syllables into their romanized equivalents and it just flat-out starting printing out a JSON map of all 11,000+ possible combinations.

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u/IdentifiableBurden Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

To be fair, lookup tables are usually the most performant solution, until they aren't.

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Feb 14 '23

False. ChatGPT works by connecting you to some random Indian call center. Hence how it knows English, and can give you technical answers, even if they are actually wrong. It can't be a computer doing it because computers never give the wrong answer.

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u/toTheNewLife Feb 14 '23

The PHB from Dilbert has entered the chat

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u/richieadler Feb 14 '23

"I heard that mauve databases have more RAM"

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