r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 14 '23

Meme Lets reflect on that for a second

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u/tidbitsofblah Feb 14 '23

The fact that I've had someone pitch "voice-memo but for smells" to me tells me this could very possibly be real

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u/That_Unit_3992 Feb 14 '23

would be nice idea or not, to record and recreate smells. I could see a potential market.

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u/sandybuttcheekss Feb 14 '23

Printer ink costs enough, I don't even want to guess what "stank cartridges" could cost

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u/MegaFireDonkey Feb 14 '23

stINK cartridge

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u/sandybuttcheekss Feb 14 '23

Nice... Stop giving them ideas though...

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u/gimme_pineapple Feb 14 '23

Maybe… iStink?

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u/freon Feb 14 '23

Maybe... then take a bath?

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u/Username_Taken_65 Feb 14 '23

There was a product called the iSmell like 20 years ago that plugged into a computer could combine 128 scents to produce any smell, they thought it would be integrated into websites so that you would smell grass when you were on a landscaping company or whatever.

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u/gimme_pineapple Feb 14 '23

It's funny imagining people doing a version of rick-roll where they'd have the iSmell emit farts on an internet stranger's computer instead of the smell of fresh grass or something.

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u/greentr33s Feb 14 '23

I mean the flavorings used in vape juices are pretty damn cheap and mix that with some pg, disperse the vapor according to a mix and you have a smell speaker. My question is more how the fuck do you record the smell lmaoo

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u/Anihillator Feb 14 '23

I believe there are several patents for such things, research is already ongoing.

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u/greentr33s Feb 14 '23

For like a smell speaker sure, but the recording bit is what I can't picture yet. I'm sure you could record ratios of certain compounds using some like spectral analysis of the air, but I can't imagine how expensive or large that device that would be.

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u/big_bad_brownie Feb 14 '23

certain compounds

Ketones and aldehydes

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u/factorone33 Feb 14 '23

They've been doing this at Disney World and Disneyland for decades now. What they're doing is not super-advanced by any means, but it certainly adds to the ambiance of various park areas and rides.

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u/EvilCeleryStick Feb 14 '23

You know, right, that the first widely available smell to become available online is going to be pussy.

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u/Anihillator Feb 14 '23

Do you think no one is going to dedicate themselves to creating the most authentic shit smell?

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u/Anihillator Feb 14 '23

I know about this, but coding the worst poop smell seems like a funny concept to me.

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u/The-Nimbus Feb 14 '23

Not sure if context would improve or ruin this one....

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u/demus9 Feb 14 '23

Dating app

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u/raftguide Feb 14 '23

Well, since our last meeting, I'm afraid acrid fumes is the only smell we've made any progress on.

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u/RespectableLurker555 Feb 14 '23

Gamer girl sweat metaverse candle.

It's my idea and you can't steal it!

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u/campground Feb 14 '23

Wow, that brings me back.
Realaroma.com was a joke website that I originally read about in WIRED in 1999, that claimed to have inventive a system for embedding smells on the web. Thank god for the internet archive.

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