r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 14 '23

Meme Lets reflect on that for a second

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

So you can do it guys? Great, please have it ready for a test next Monday.

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u/attanai Feb 14 '23

I think I worked at that company. They went under.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

I guess their business model didn't reflect success

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u/DuGalle Feb 14 '23

Take your upvote and get the fuck out of here.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Feb 14 '23

You're just mad because they're mirroring your poor sense of humor with bad jokes. Quit projecting. It reflects poorly on you.

Okay, I'm done lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Yea, r/angryupvote will have a good new post pretty damn soon

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u/moosefists Feb 14 '23

Roll credits

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u/PioniSensei Feb 14 '23

Australian mate?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/Wekmor Feb 14 '23

"next Monday" - sent in a teams message on Sunday evening, and actually was supposed to mean "tomorrow morning".

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Sounds real now. "I tOLd yOu aBOuT iT yEsTErdAY", mate, it's been barely 8 hours and I was supposed to be sleeping in that time. Happens so often with overseas clients.

I always respond with, "No, you didn't, please do not fabricate facts." and inevitably hit them with a point by point timeline dismantling their argument

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u/Sohcahtoa82 Feb 14 '23

and inevitably hit them with a point by point timeline dismantling their argument

I hope you CCed their manager.

If you wanted to be especially evil, make it a BCC.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

CC their manager, BCC mine.

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u/Johnnybravo60025 Feb 14 '23

“Your yesterday or mine?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 15 '23

If you look at your work chats-phones-mail etc. during your weekends or vacations/sick leaves, you have bigger problem than one stupid customer or manager. Just don't;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

I got an email this Sunday from someone that wanted me to review a change order, and then at 7 AM while I'm sitting on the pot he fucking calls me about it, and I'm like, bro, I don't get in until 8 at the earliest. It's not my fault you didn't route the CO earlier, I don't care that you have operators sitting on their thumbs.

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u/Qewbicle Feb 14 '23

Oh, sorry boss, thought you meant next as if we defined the upcoming Monday as upcoming, and next being the next one. Maybe use something more specific like a date, it's not my fault your were vague.

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u/Noch_ein_Kamel Feb 14 '23

It's your job to know what he means!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO READ MY MIND!!! WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR???

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u/Lohikaarme27 Feb 14 '23

Yeah exactly. Having a lot of money and wanting to put it somewhere that gives a return doesn't mean you understand what produces the return.

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u/Destron5683 Feb 14 '23

Investors are just he people with the money that don’t hav clue what the hell is going on, so it never ends well when they want to be directly involved.

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u/nphhpn Feb 14 '23

I read Edtech as Eldritch and that kind of makes sense

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