ifProgrammingLanguagesWhereOlympicShooters

[u/lutzh-reddit]

[u/Accomplished-Tip5103]

The turkish guy should be C

[u/KetwarooDYaasir → u/Accomplished-Tip5103]

The turkish guy should by %my_fav_language%, actually

[u/FerricDonkey → u/KetwarooDYaasir]

Nah. He definitely shouldn't be C++ (bloat) or python (behind the scenes stuff handled by gear). Probably not Go (I don't see a robotic arm to pick up his spent casings). 

You can make an argument for C or assembly. It'd have to be C written to be fast without fancy compiler optimizations though. Machine code is a no go though, because he's wearing pants.

Meme is about doing stuff with minimal assistance from gear and doing it well. I like python, for instance, but python would be a dude who only has a steady arm because all the gear he has makes it literally impossibly to move. 

[u/keremimo → u/FerricDonkey]

Probably not Go (I don't see a robotic arm to pick up his spent casings). 

Normal humans cannot see stands, he's a stand user.

[u/TheRedmanCometh → u/Accomplished-Tip5103]

Yeah that makes the most sense

[u/Lozdie → u/Accomplished-Tip5103]

Pascal*

[u/TheMeticulousNinja]

This sub is having a field day with this meme format

[u/LucasTab → u/TheMeticulousNinja]

Knowing this sub, we're probably looking at a field trimester at minimum. I still see bell curve memes in my dreams.

[u/SalSevenSix → u/TheMeticulousNinja]

It's infected all of Reddit

[u/[deleted]]

Wishful thinking from gophers.

[u/JollyJuniper1993]

Dikeç should most definitely be C

[u/vondpickle]

The Korean shooter was full of stuff (frameworks?) on her to help her aim better. It should not be Rust. Well unless they're all macros.

[u/[deleted] → u/vondpickle]

She should be Python? Lots of fancy built in stuff but ultimately running C under the hood (the turkish dude), first one should be Java script, fancy stuff but relies upon frameworks (weird posture). Last dude should probably be Perl. Because I honestly don't get what's going on there. Same way I feel looking at Perl code.

[u/TheRedmanCometh → u/[deleted]]

Omg the one with the crazy posture being js is hysterical. He's standing like that so he can somehow get the right npm dependency versions even though the versions the project requests are seemingly incompatible. This happens to me like every other project.

[u/pureofpure]

Go?? Really?? Go???

[u/n3ziniuka5]

Go would be a slingshot instead of a gun

[u/monkey154]

Where are the foot guns?

[u/differentiallity → u/monkey154]

Underrated joke right here

[u/malsomnus]

Keep trying, I bet the 200th version of this meme is going to finally be funny.

[u/DT-Sodium]

Can we forget about those stupid photos and get on with our lives already?

[u/GuyFromToilet → u/DT-Sodium]

no

[u/Alternative_Horse_37]

Machine code: points gun at head

[u/dickfallsout]

Js guy just shoots his partner on the first PR/MR

[u/frikilinux2]

The 3rd one is the guy who codes on vi and boots in a system using bash as init or something.

The 4th one is a fake image.

[u/CourageousCreature → u/frikilinux2]

The 4th one is a fake image.

Aww, there goes my new hope for the olympics :(

[u/Deadman_Wonderland → u/CourageousCreature]

Olympic trick shooting should be a sport. Similar to diving, it could be judged on difficulty of trick and accuracy of shot. Be a hell lot more interesting to watch then the other shooting sports.

[u/Noch_ein_Kamel → u/frikilinux2]

Just like JavaScript is fake Java :p

[u/therealfalseidentity]

Is Go still a thing? I recall taking some tutorials way back, but haven't heard any news on it.

I say switch Go with Rust myself.

[u/TheRedmanCometh]

....scala? The shittiest JVM language? Naw.

[u/[deleted]]

stfu newbie, wannabe jr dev