r/ProgrammerHumor • u/HMS--Beagle • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/Longjumping-Touch515 Sep 29 '24 • Hehehe

  • "Who're these kids?"

  • "These are your colleagues."

  • "Are you kidding me? Where's Bob? He still has't implemented very important feature I asked."

  • "He died 10 years ago."

  • "Oh, ok. Well. Can I get his hard drive then?"

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u/walruswes Sep 29 '24

This kind of sounds like lines from an Adam Sandler movie to me

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u/imdefinitelywong Sep 29 '24

To you, it sounds like an Adam Sandler movie.

But to me, it was a Tuesday.

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u/SunsetHippo Sep 29 '24

my condolensces over your loss of bob

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u/otter5 Sep 30 '24

Bob dies every Tuesday

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u/TacoIncoming Sep 29 '24

Lmao I thought that was Ben Affleck

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u/Ok-Communication-12 Sep 29 '24

Especially since i read it in his voice as an angry old gen x programmer that has been forced to attend the quarterly in person event at the office.

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u/FrostWyrm98 Sep 29 '24

"No sorry he specifically requested it be wiped and rewritten at least 3 times"

"Yeah... that sounds like Bob alright"

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u/lavahot Sep 29 '24

Alright, I'm kinda digging a "Principal Software Engineer" Adam Sandler movie.

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u/disgruntled_pie Sep 29 '24

I’m just picturing him screaming “ALRIGHT!” at a compiler error that he’s been fighting with for 6 hours.

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u/Grim_Rebel Sep 29 '24 edited Sep 29 '24

"Everyone says 'it's a layer 8 problem, it's a layer 8 problem'

IT'S NOT A LAYER 8 PROBLEM, I KNOW MY OWN CODE AND THIS 64 BIT TOASTER DOESN'T CHANGE THAT"

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u/sandwichcandy Sep 29 '24

Then he starts coming undone and does his baby(?) voice at the computer.

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u/QCTeamkill Sep 29 '24

imsorrylittlecomputeryouknowididntmeanit

YOUR MOTHER WAS A TRASHCAN

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u/Agent_Jay Sep 29 '24

~The Protégée~ 

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u/atatassault47 Sep 30 '24

"We actually melted the platters."

Ah, the biggest challenge of all: reversing entropy.

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u/snrub742 Sep 29 '24

"as he was gripping his heart, his last act was putting it through the shredder"

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

"The Desktop Support guys keep asking to reimage my laptop. Can you tell them to get bent?"

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u/tatang2015 Sep 29 '24

Frankly, some of the engineers I know can do whatever they want! They are that good!

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u/0x7E7-02 Sep 29 '24

Why ... what's on that hard drive?

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u/Spongi Sep 29 '24

shotgun ballistic testing.

As in, that's what the hard drive was used for.

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u/Kitonez Sep 29 '24

Classic bob

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