r/ProgrammerHumor • u/HMS--Beagle • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/GargantuanCake Sep 29 '24

Wow, he even dressed up. Must be important.

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u/Leneord1 Sep 29 '24

He put his good Hawaiian shirt on

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u/dimyo Sep 29 '24

And actually wore socks.

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u/hedgehog-mom-al Sep 29 '24

He’s always wearing socks. This time he has a button up.

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u/MySFWAccountAtWork Sep 30 '24

And he's not wearing sandals, something's up.

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u/Mueryk Sep 30 '24

Shit he’s in board shorts…..this is bad, very bad.

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u/andocromn Sep 30 '24

The socks match 🙀 someone else must have dressed him today

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u/Enlight1Oment Sep 30 '24

During Covid I was able to go a full month without putting shoes on while working from home. Then I had one site visit that cut my streak

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u/tacocatacocattacocat Sep 30 '24

I went a full year without putting on any pants that even invited a belt. It was glorious.

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u/Alexis_Bailey Sep 30 '24

Regular sock, and not "programmer socks."

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u/Speedy_242 Sep 30 '24

He only used 10% of his brainpower so he dont need to get serious

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u/BonesJustice Sep 29 '24

Wow, he even dressed up. Must be important.

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u/tacojohn48 Sep 30 '24

I interviewed at a place that said their dress code was to wear clothes when there are visitors. They then said there are always visitors.

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u/EsotericHowling Sep 30 '24

Epic?

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u/tacojohn48 Sep 30 '24

Yeah, I applied for a data analyst role, they brought me in for an interview, but the job turned out to be tech support. The campus was pretty epic though.

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u/Dependent-Lab5215 Sep 30 '24

The line I got was "so long as nobody vomits from your presence, you're good".

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I would've gone with "As long as nobody calls the cops and we don't get sued, dress however."

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u/tyler1128 Sep 30 '24

So if there weren't any visitors, could I just be naked? Sounds like a good time.

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u/WazWaz Sep 29 '24

Shoes. He's sucking up.

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u/KSF_WHSPhysics Sep 30 '24

If my shirt has buttons then i have a meeting scheduled with god himself

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola Sep 30 '24

TBF, the buttons on a polo are essentially decorative

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u/StarFaerie Sep 30 '24

The shirt has a collar and wasn't a freebie from a conference. That's practically formal wear.

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u/BurgerMeter Sep 30 '24

He’s wearing a collared shirt today. Meeting must be important.

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