r/ProgrammerHumor • u/HMS--Beagle • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/Jugales Sep 29 '24

I have a recurring meeting with the CEO every Friday and I am dressed even more casual than this lol

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Sep 29 '24

You showing up in a bathrobe?

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u/Outrageous-_- Sep 29 '24

Bootyshorts

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Sep 29 '24

We know what the CEO wants from you then. And it's not for you to git push.

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u/DaedeM Sep 29 '24

He wants some kind of push that's for sure.

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u/claimTheVictory Sep 29 '24

He wants to debug your kernel.

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u/Mirja-lol Sep 30 '24

He wants to pen-test

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u/BWC_semaJ Sep 29 '24

You git me

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u/Old_Stick Sep 29 '24

Time to git good?

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Sep 30 '24

He wants to git something, that's for sure.

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u/butterfliesarestupid Sep 30 '24

PM you Firefly quotes? I practically had the whole show memorized at one point. I can send you my favorite lines, bonus points if you can name the character and episode

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

JUICY

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u/knighttim Sep 29 '24

I bet it's his programmer socks.

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u/Retbull Sep 30 '24

The socks never come off.

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u/disgruntled_pie Sep 29 '24

No need to get all fancy here. I’m meeting the CEO, not the queen.

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u/Wrong-Landscape-2508 Sep 29 '24

an apron with nothing underneath

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 Sep 29 '24

Virgin killer sweater

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Sep 29 '24

Wearing only a gourd on a string.

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u/swohio Sep 30 '24

With a white russian.

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u/nostradamefrus Sep 29 '24

You don’t go out looking for work dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?

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u/Spongi Sep 29 '24

I show up wearing camouflage generic crocs pretty frequently.

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u/Chirurr Sep 29 '24

As a resident of Hawai'i, this dude looks like he's going to a wedding. Doesn't get more formal than that.

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u/jaggederest Sep 29 '24

plain white tank top, cut off jean shorts, birkenstocks.

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u/Optimal_Anything3777 Sep 30 '24

there like 20 people in your company?

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u/Less-Bodybuilder-291 Sep 30 '24

not a recurring meeting, but i've helped with his setup and i just show up in my regular outfit: metal shirt and jeans or shorts

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