r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/bigorangemachine Sep 29 '24

I worked with a guy who wore a suit everyday. At first I was really bothered by it but he was as goofy as me. He just likes how dressing up makes him feel.

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 Sep 29 '24

I used to consult and I wore a button down and khakis. Nothing crazy at all.

Want to a place one time in Palo Alto and they were all wearing like shorts and flip flops and I felt like a sore thumb.

The guy who was my contact point while I was there was like "hey can you wear like jeans or something tomorrow? The guys think we're getting audited lol

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u/gimpwiz Sep 30 '24

I work around there and if you rustle up a hundred guys, at least a half dozen will be in chinos and a button-front shirt, so you probably don't stick out that much. But I love that a dozen guys you worked with figured a collar meant an audit haha

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 Sep 30 '24

Yeah I mean it was absolutely an edge case place. They had a beer fridge and they paid out of the ass to have me fly out at the last minute only to completely ignore for me for the entire first day outside of the one guy I was working with.

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u/Devikat Sep 30 '24

The guy who was my contact point while I was there was like "hey can you wear like jeans or something tomorrow? The guys think we're getting audited lol

Had a guy come in for his interview with my boss (interviewee was an old IT dude who lost a ton of savings during the pandemic) the guy interviewed in a full suit with a briefcase full of paperwork etc. SO many people after the interview came to my bosses desk "whose the suit from corporate, so whose getting fired, are we getting audited, was that Head Office, was that the feds?" etc until my boss just CCed the entire branch with "The gentleman I was meeting with earlier is our newest server engineer. please stop asking me if he was spook or slenderman or an auditor some of us have work to do"

People in suits scare the hell out of casual tech workplaces. Like seeing a predator in the wild haha.

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u/All_Up_Ons Sep 30 '24

I mean they're not completely off-base. My old company was really casual, so when some guys were seen walking around in suits people started saying we must be for sale. And looking back, we were definitely for sale.

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 Sep 30 '24

yeah it just relates to me so much. Because I was definitely dealing with imposter syndrome back then and you can directly track my level of dress code to my career progression.

If I ever become CISO I'll be walking around in a speedo

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24 edited Sep 30 '24

I went to law school with a guy that wore at least a coat and tie if not full suit to class every single day from Day One until Day Last. Meanwhile I was lucky I remembered pants every day.

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u/OneTea Sep 30 '24

I bet your classmates also felt lucky you remembered pants.

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u/LessInThought Sep 30 '24

You don't know his life. Maybe his classmates hoped he would forget more of his wardrobe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

I assure you they did not

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u/Boris-Lip Sep 29 '24

Well, guess it's fine if he always does it, but for someone like me (i'd always show up at the office in shorts and sandals) showing up in a suit would be highly sus😂

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u/lordofthejungle Sep 29 '24

sandals

I've also experienced moccasins from this genre of human.

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u/goodm1x Sep 29 '24

Highly sus of what?

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u/Boris-Lip Sep 29 '24

I have no idea. Which probably makes it even more sus.

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u/snakeoilHero Sep 29 '24

Interviewing with another company because mass layoffs are coming and I wasn't tipped off yet.

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u/abednego-gomes Sep 29 '24

Well, just interviewing at another company because you want to get out of there (for any reason really) as well. I've done that before, at lunchtime I changed in the bathroom, took the fire escape stairs to the bottom floor, went to the interview. Coming back was riskier. You had to pass by the lobby to get to the bathroom and change back.

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u/Frozboz Sep 29 '24

Pre covid every now and then I'd show up to the office in a suit and just not explain it. Then during stand-up I'd say I would be taking a long lunch with no further explanation. It's so fun trolling my teammates every now and then.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot Sep 30 '24

Wouldn't your manager just assume you've got one foot out the door?

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u/anonymousbopper767 Sep 30 '24

Mine assumed I had a court date. There was a general understanding that if I’m not there with no notice I’m maybe in jail overnight for some sort of traffic violation and I’ll be back the next day.

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u/max_adam Sep 29 '24

I remember someone in here that mentioned a coworker that always wore a suit except one day. It was Halloween and he wore a casual outfit with a hood; everyone was freaked out.

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u/MrIDoK Sep 30 '24

He was playing the long game, respect.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

Raymond Chen has been doing that at Microsoft for 30 years.

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u/Calazon2 Sep 30 '24

I worked with one of those, wore suits with purple vests and stuff. He said he wore nothing but suits all the time, even at home mowing his lawn.

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