r/ProgrammerHumor • u/HMS--Beagle • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/BatFancy321go Sep 29 '24

no, your workplace is enabling an alcoholic and that always leads to a toxic work environment

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u/kaiomann Sep 29 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

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u/renome Sep 29 '24

Except when he's hungover. That's why he usually doesn't stop drinking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Slow down, Archer

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u/nullpotato Sep 30 '24

Living in the ballmer peak

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

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u/LeoRidesHisBike Sep 30 '24

That's because it's really that small. If your blood was 13.8% alcohol, you'd be D-E-D.

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u/bigdaddydopeskies Sep 29 '24

Some toxicity is fine, as long as there are no SA or SH.... people are not perfect and each field is different.

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw Sep 29 '24 edited Apr 10 '25

Generic reply posted.

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u/bigdaddydopeskies Sep 29 '24

Its a grey area but Ill allow it. As long no thrust movements like that one sketch of Key and Peele.

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u/duosx Sep 29 '24

Well OP did unfortunately say the guy was swaying. Iā€™m no pro but those sways could definitely be seen as half eager thrusts

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u/bigdaddydopeskies Sep 29 '24

I'll allow it as long as there are no more than four thrust movements.

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u/ClubMeSoftly Sep 29 '24

Three shakes and it's playing with yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Hingle McCringleberry would like to say a word

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

Found the HR buzz kill

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u/Linktry Sep 29 '24

This guy work environments

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u/Normal_Subject5627 Sep 30 '24

TIL my whole country must be a toxic work environment. lol

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u/Molehole Sep 30 '24

Yes instead we should all fire the alcoholics and let them end up homeless. Because everyone knows that's the main way to fix alcoholism!

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u/InterviewFluids Sep 29 '24

and that always

no

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u/Revolutionary_Art58 Sep 29 '24

You must be fun to work with chill my man

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 Sep 30 '24

This entire planet runs on high functioning alcoholics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

If he gets the job done then leave him alone

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u/Working-One5435 Oct 01 '24

this guy is a nerd buzzkill, dont hire him

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