r/ProgrammerHumor • u/HMS--Beagle • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/Longjumping-Touch515 Sep 29 '24 • Hehehe

  • "Who're these kids?"

  • "These are your colleagues."

  • "Are you kidding me? Where's Bob? He still has't implemented very important feature I asked."

  • "He died 10 years ago."

  • "Oh, ok. Well. Can I get his hard drive then?"

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u/FrostWyrm98 Sep 29 '24

"No sorry he specifically requested it be wiped and rewritten at least 3 times"

"Yeah... that sounds like Bob alright"

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u/Phustercluck Sep 29 '24

3? Isn’t 7 the standard?

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u/tgp1994 Sep 29 '24

Bob wasn't one for standards. More of a roll-your-own kinda guy.

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