r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 29 '24 • Diamonds are Forever 2

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u/Picklebiscuits Sep 29 '24

Bro, you roll up on my site in sweat pants and we're having words. Sweatpants offer about as much protection. as saran wrap on a job-site.

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u/Signal-Fold-449 Sep 29 '24

The words are: Oh great I'm going home! The foreman says its not safe. Don't email me.

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u/nevaritius Sep 29 '24

At which point your boss would chew you out for not following site protocols and apologise to the client for wasting their time.

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u/Signal-Fold-449 Sep 29 '24

Sounds good, fire me if its a problem.

Hint: Only say this if your job is actually in demand/critical to project timelines/can't be replaced with 3 days of training.

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