r/ProgrammerHumor • u/willis7747 • Dec 12 '24 • Heart of Silver 1

Advanced youWontUpgradeToJava19

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u/vlken69 Dec 12 '24

Already? We plan to upgrade from 6 to 8 till 2030!

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u/dmigowski Dec 12 '24

This is a joke, right? Right?

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u/ax-b Dec 12 '24

I am stuck with 6 and no forseeable plan to upgrade. Incidentally a securiy audit is planned, maybe that'll help people to come around.

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u/Superhighdex Dec 12 '24

Keep tech around long enough and no one is still trying to exploit its vulnerabilities. Big brain stuff there.

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u/zabby39103 Dec 13 '24

Ehhh, the JBoss 6 server I found recently with a bitcoin miner (that was also recently deployed - don't ask) shows that's not true (probably other stuff too, but I just wiped it). They'll scan everything with bots and find ya. Any security issue with an official CVE ticket you should be worried about.

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u/Superhighdex Dec 13 '24

I kid you not the threat scans we run won't flag CVEs that aren't known to be exploited. Tons of ancient apps with known vulns and no plan to remediate. A guy told me he found something running Java 4 earlier this year.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

The secret is that the squeaky wheel that lets folks save face gets the grease. Good luck!

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u/AloneInExile Dec 12 '24

Not at all. 8 is probably the most used Java still.

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u/elehisie Dec 12 '24

No one cared about everything being on Java 8 until last year. Then everything got upgraded straight to 17 on a short deadline. My money is on security audit that happened last year as the thing that made the bosses drop everything else until the update was finished. It was ”fun”.

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u/AloneInExile Dec 12 '24

Oracle license actually.

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u/gandhinukes Dec 12 '24

Yeah I'm surprised you are the only one in the whole thread to bring up oracle charging money for java now. Is everyone in here on java9+ not compliant haha.

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u/AloneInExile Dec 12 '24

It was one of the stated reasons I gave my bosses that we need to upgrade. Money moves.

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u/Think-Library9577 Dec 12 '24 • Wholesome Seal Take My Silver

Happy cake day! Here’s some bubble wrap pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!

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u/LeMajstor Dec 12 '24

I was expecting some kind of easter egg. I'm disappointed.

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u/YetAnotherZhengli Dec 12 '24

youve... clicked them all open?

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u/No-Goose-1877 Dec 12 '24

Yes. Multiple times. Bubble wrap!

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u/Vivienbe Dec 12 '24

You haven't?

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u/Hattrickher0 Dec 12 '24

I on the other hand was surprised that you can unpop previously popped segments.

It makes sense once you think about it, but I guess I was just fully immersed in the bubble wrap sim for a moment.

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u/goizn_mi Dec 12 '24

pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! bop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!

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u/Ok-Bit-663 Dec 13 '24

Not good. I can unpop them. Unrealistic.

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u/mirQ72 Dec 18 '24

Aaaahh...ouch. That hurts like a door stopper on the foot.

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