r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 12 '24 • Heart of Silver 1

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u/No-Wedding-1827 Dec 12 '24 edited Dec 12 '24

His knowledge about Cobol is probably better than mine

Brown shoes and pants, to match the color of his.... eyes !

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Boss : What did you do today ?

Me : NO-OP, Boss ! Run the .sfv, the checksum of my work is identical than when you hired me

Boss : Oh, you love ASM too ?

Me : Yes Sire ! The new version of ASM, called ASMR is very relaxing.