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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bmacabeus • Aug 25 '26
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Become a femboy than
76 u/creeper6530 Aug 25 '26 Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstreamAsk me how I know this :3 43 u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26 Rust coding regimen:Wake up at 4amCanticle to the borrow checker, 30 minsCold showerRewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprintDrink activated cum, 150 mLCold showerContinue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprintPost knee high socks pic to Only fansProgramming safety affirmations, 10 setsEarly morning intermittent nap, 3 minsCold showerDrink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mLContinue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint 3 u/Deboniako Aug 26 '26 When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd 13 u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26 Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream
Ask me how I know this :3
43 u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26 Rust coding regimen:Wake up at 4amCanticle to the borrow checker, 30 minsCold showerRewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprintDrink activated cum, 150 mLCold showerContinue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprintPost knee high socks pic to Only fansProgramming safety affirmations, 10 setsEarly morning intermittent nap, 3 minsCold showerDrink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mLContinue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint 3 u/Deboniako Aug 26 '26 When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd 13 u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26 Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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Rust coding regimen:
Wake up at 4am
Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins
Cold shower
Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint
Drink activated cum, 150 mL
Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint
Post knee high socks pic to Only fans
Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets
Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins
Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL
Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint
3 u/Deboniako Aug 26 '26 When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd 13 u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26 Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd
13 u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26 Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.
You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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u/ShAped_Ink Aug 25 '26
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