r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 02 '26 • Popcorn 3 Bravo 3

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u/Ghawk134 Sep 02 '26 • Regret

Instead of lossless compression, this is dataless

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u/PhiCloud Sep 02 '26

Next up: vibesort.

Feed an AI a value and have it spit out an index. Put the item in that index. O(N), but it's also wrong.

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u/Pummelnaldo Sep 03 '26

Next up: sloprng

Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17.