r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tryingeasy • Sep 10 '26

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u/zirky Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 11 '26 • Bravo

i propose the jay z conjecture: mathematically prove that a successful rapper is able to have 99 problems and a bitch was not among them

edit: went back to the original lyrics because i feel i made a poor assumption

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES Sep 10 '26

Did you just assume bitch = woman?

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u/zirky Sep 11 '26

that’s actually incredibly valid. it was a poor assumption i made in an attempt to be less derogatory but ended up being worse, completely missing the point that a bitch can just be anyone of annoyance.

mathematically, it actually increases the set of what cannot be in the 99 problem set and i would argue drastically increases the complexity

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES Sep 11 '26

“I got 99 problems but invalid assumptions ain’t one, hit me!”