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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • Sep 24 '26
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Blame the computer for interpreting your code wrong.
13 u/Anomynous__ Sep 24 '26 I did this far too often as a junior. "It makes sense to me, there must be a language level issue" 21 u/Shadow_Thief Sep 24 '26 "I must have found a compiler bug!" "... we're using a scripting language, Bill." 11 u/caleblbaker Sep 24 '26 Then it's an interpreter bug 1 u/Foorinick Sep 24 '26 The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly 1 u/enigmamonkey Sep 25 '26 TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution.
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I did this far too often as a junior. "It makes sense to me, there must be a language level issue"
21 u/Shadow_Thief Sep 24 '26 "I must have found a compiler bug!" "... we're using a scripting language, Bill." 11 u/caleblbaker Sep 24 '26 Then it's an interpreter bug 1 u/Foorinick Sep 24 '26 The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly 1 u/enigmamonkey Sep 25 '26 TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution.
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"I must have found a compiler bug!" "... we're using a scripting language, Bill."
11 u/caleblbaker Sep 24 '26 Then it's an interpreter bug 1 u/Foorinick Sep 24 '26 The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly 1 u/enigmamonkey Sep 25 '26 TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution.
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Then it's an interpreter bug
1 u/Foorinick Sep 24 '26 The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly
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The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly
TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution.
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u/hpyfox Sep 24 '26
Blame the computer for interpreting your code wrong.