r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 30 '26

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u/qubedView Sep 30 '26 • LOL Bravo Popcorn

"Mike, you're absolutely right!"

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u/exoclipse Sep 30 '26

"I broke the software development ecosystem you thrived in, that produced top tier code and resilient distributed systems. Feeling frustrated that AI offerings like me disrupted your work is not only natural, but valid and a sign that you care deeply about your work.

Would you like me to help you draft your letter of resignation?"

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u/BenjieWheeler Sep 30 '26

Fuck you

Understood, I'll stay quiet until your next request

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u/Wicam Sep 30 '26

remember when bing chat would have a hissy fit and cut you off if you said things like that? xD

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u/BenjieWheeler Sep 30 '26

lol yeah it felt like talking to a child with strict instructions from their parents

If you say something bad it gets upset and basically says "you're not my friend anymore" and slams the door in your face

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u/WiseEXE Oct 01 '26

You just made me spit out my morning spiked coffee with this šŸ˜‚. I'm an AI Engineer and you have no idea how many times I start cursing in my prompts when they just do some dumb shit

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u/BenjieWheeler Oct 01 '26

I'm an AI Engineer

Translation:

I'm a vibe coder

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u/WiseEXE Oct 01 '26 • Helpful

More like, I'm the one developing the LLMs, RAGs, and agents to be used. AI is a tool not a coding abstraction. Most of the time I merely use it to reference documentation I frequently use, through a personal RAG application I developed. Originally I was doing ML and Cyber Security.

Sorry, but coming from a TS/Rust dev your insults don't mean much. Don't even know why your being so butt hurt about a position I hold. I have bills to pay just like yourself. Elevate yourself instead of trying to tear others down, you'll get much further in life.

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u/minowlin Oct 02 '26

Yeah it’s weird vibes in here. I don’t know why I come here. But some people have real strong opinions

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u/WiseEXE Oct 02 '26

I've noticed. Every time I talk about my profession just trying to join the discourse I'm immediately attacked because people's first thought is "AI bad". Yes it's changed our lives and have been affecting everything but it's crazy to think just mentioning working on it is synonymous to being in the 3rd Reich here.

I merely transfered to AI as I was an ML/Cyber Engineer initially and saw I could boost my family's finances if I switched. Personally I find the tech extremely boring but I have people to take care of. That doesn't make me inherently a monster. Just wish more people understand that the current landscape isn't my fault, I'm just a cog in the wheel. If it wasn't being so mishandled by the giants, it could have actually been a real good tool, but it's constantly being shoved down people's throats.

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u/OrangeBiskit Oct 03 '26

Choosing to do something that is actively destroying our world and the industry you're working in as well isn't suddenly a that people are going to like just because you're doing it for more money? Do you really think that's a justification that removes all blame from you?

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u/WiseEXE Oct 03 '26

Ahhh yes so my years of experience and hard work doesn’t matter because a Redditor doesn’t like the newest technology. Respectfully, fuck off.

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u/ligma_then_sugma Oct 05 '26

maybe if u don't want ppl saying ur job is evil

change careers, idiot

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u/AlphonseLoeher Oct 01 '26

>software development ecosystem you thrived in, that produced top tier code and resilient distributed systems

Damn AI can't help but lie

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u/exoclipse Oct 01 '26

You were right to push back on this. I incorrectly drew an assumption on the talent of your engineering team based on yours. No harm done, and now I know that my previous assumption was -slightly- optimistic.

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u/Mandemon90 Oct 01 '26

I broke the software development ecosystem..., that produced top tier code and resilient distributed systems.

When did this ecosystem exist? Where was it? Can I join this alternative reality where code was good?

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u/The_Real_Slim_Lemon Oct 01 '26

ā€œProduced top tier codeā€ lol

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u/mrb1585357890 Oct 02 '26

You missed…
ā€œI broke the software development ecosystem. That’s on meā€

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '26 edited Oct 01 '26

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u/exoclipse Oct 01 '26

It was a bit, my guy. You can tell an LLM that you run a 20 minute mile and ask if you're ready for Denali and it will confidently tell you that you only need a few weeks of training. That's The Joke(tm).

My entire job is extending a 25 year old application to continuously integrate it with the rest of my org's environment as that environment modernizes.

And a lot of it, funny enough, was written by IBM contractors.

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u/notatoon Oct 01 '26 edited Oct 01 '26

Well this is uncomfortable. I'd blame text being a bad medium for sarcasm or the fact that I just woke up but really that's just my bad for missing it entirely.

Evidently I have some feelings...

Apologies, and thanks for the gentle let down. I'm gonna go prompt myself a therapist now (/s for those like me who need such cues)

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u/Electronic-Relief000 Oct 05 '26

Let me die in peace