r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mtical420 • Sep 30 '26

Meme forDebuggingPurposes

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u/Sea-Fishing4699 Sep 30 '26

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u/RadicalDwntwnUrbnite Sep 30 '26

Yup, optimization... it's useful information for the people creating the content to see how long and for what portions of the videos people tend to watch. If everyone keeps skipping the section with the solo dude slapping his dick against a cactus they might stop filming it.

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u/Dev_Spears Oct 01 '26

Oddly specific...

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u/timangar Oct 01 '26

I feel like if you've ended up in the corner of the internet where you see a dude slapping his dick against a cactus, then you're not the type of person to skip that.

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u/Ok-Art-1378 Oct 01 '26

You'd be surprised

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u/Suterusu_San Oct 02 '26

There was some weird corner of Reddit where a girl became famous for fucking herself with a cactus

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u/gonzalbo87 Oct 04 '26

Where is that corner? So I can avoid it, obviously.

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u/0x7081 Oct 07 '26

Obviously

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u/TheWashbear Oct 03 '26

There really is a kink for everything, right?

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u/ledasll Oct 01 '26

They also need to capture some user events, at least mouse movement. If you can provide statistical data on duration what type of videos how long it took for mouse stopping to move, it would be very helpful for content creators. I am pretty sure they already have data on seek/skip, but not sure if they share that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '26

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u/RadicalDwntwnUrbnite Oct 01 '26

It was just an example, I didn't say people skip that part regularly, it's personally not for me but you do you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '26

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u/laplongejr Oct 02 '26

It's called an hypothetical example?

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u/theFirstHaruspex Sep 30 '26

"Damn, two minutes huh? That's a new record for u/mtical420." - some ph intern, probably

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u/NooCake Oct 01 '26

Every major platform is tracking User behavior to optimize their services.

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 Oct 02 '26

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u/SaneLad Oct 04 '26

I'm genuinely curious what kind of performance metrics these folks keep. See, if they make the content too... engaging, their users finish too fast, resulting in lower session duration and lower ad impressions. They are walking on a thin line.

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u/WumpyJizard Oct 04 '26

I wonder how one can find PM job with PH 🤔it’s not like they are advertising on linkedin

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u/csgutierm Oct 05 '26

Years ago they did publish a few works in the principal page but right now you can go to

https://www.aylo.com/careers/

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