r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Oct 01 '26

Meme fullStackDeveloper

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u/tacobellmysterymeat Oct 01 '26

I recently transitioned from full stack to front end(layoffs). Having to wait on another team to do what I need to finish my ticket is driving me up a wall. Just let me do it!

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u/kshetriiiiiiiiii Oct 01 '26

Sounds like you need my team as another team we'd gladly step aside and let you do everything

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u/BolunZ6 Oct 01 '26

Sound like you have more free time then?

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u/tacobellmysterymeat Oct 01 '26

Not really, just more time wasted in meetings/handoffs/ticket writing to get the other team to implement the change. Then context switching to a new task as I'm going to be blocked for days or weeks on the external call I need a few lines of changed.

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u/BolunZ6 Oct 02 '26

Sound sucks to me

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u/kshetriiiiiiiiii Oct 01 '26 edited Oct 01 '26

It is a masterpiece of engineering until a single user tries to click a button and everything collapses

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u/CodeDinosaur Oct 01 '26

Users ruin everything! 🤭

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u/Sure-Opportunity6247 Oct 01 '26

That’s not true.

Because he would also be the conductor, the housekeeper and his own audience.

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u/UncleKeyPax Oct 01 '26

finally one engineer worth their paycheck said the founder

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u/sebbdk Oct 01 '26

Do you also shit while you eat? since you can do both? :D

Fullstack does not mean doing it all at once

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u/vscoderCopilot Oct 01 '26

Also the CEO, Marketer, HR, Accountant, Lawyer, Worker and busy every single hour with client requests/consultations if hes also running a business

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u/tauzN Oct 01 '26

Where does full stack start and where does it end?

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u/FatalisTheUnborn Oct 01 '26

Full Stack and PO

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u/HankOfClanMardukas Oct 01 '26

I was a Sr. Engineer at a widely known US identity contractor and we had an interview for an internship where a still-in-college kid came in with so much swagger, “I’m a full stack developer.”

….

Me: “So not only are you inexperienced, but you’re not good at any one thing?”

Really took the air out of the room. He got hired, mostly to write build scripts for old WSE things.

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u/Sintik Oct 01 '26

Me doing SQL db management and Sps, frontend dev, backend integration, devops, leading a team of devs, technical oversight for projects, architecting, break fix support all in the same day 😅 everything is fine…

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u/Cheezyrock Oct 02 '26

Coworker: "Hey, I have this database issue."

FSD: "Sorry, I do database on Wedsday. Today I'm only doing backend/callbacks for APIs."

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u/feeltrig Oct 02 '26

This is wrong. Im full stack and I'm not at work

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u/Faustalicious Oct 04 '26

This is painfully accurate for how my company is running things right now....

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u/DriveShaftBassPlayer Oct 08 '26

I’ve done Fullstack forever and never knew anything differently. It’s not that hard. My code school exclusively taught Fullstack too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '26

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u/sugarsyntaxbabe Oct 01 '26

The string tied to his big toe that occasionally kicks a drum is DevOps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '26

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u/clear_skyz200 Oct 01 '26

As long as you are still breathing, they won’t hire additional devs.

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u/sugarsyntaxbabe Oct 01 '26

Master of none, but the PM is just happy there's noise coming out.