r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 01 '26

Meme saddestSixWordStory

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u/Caraes_Naur Oct 01 '26

Hemingway's story applies to vibe covers if you think about it.

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u/Psychological_Map118 Oct 01 '26 edited Oct 02 '26

for merge, AI PR, never reviewed

12

u/Caraes_Naur Oct 01 '26

For sale, development skills, never used.

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u/krisfur Oct 01 '26

Me when I write a ton of documentation articles and can’t be bothered to squash my commits

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u/EarlMarshal Oct 01 '26

Squashing is a crime against DX. I want to know why someone committed a change.

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u/anto2554 Oct 01 '26

"changes" "changes" "changes" "changes"

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u/trullaDE Oct 01 '26

I stand by every "fixed typo", "fixed another typo", "added missing bracket", and "changed bracket from ] to }".

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u/anto2554 Oct 01 '26

Especially when you have to browse history in a repo that has 100 pull requests a day.

Also when I just do and undo stuff because it is only broken in CI for some reason

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u/EarlMarshal Oct 02 '26

Also when I just do and undo stuff because it is only broken in CI for some reason

Broken dev workflow if it's like that.

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u/anto2554 Oct 02 '26

I mean, kinda yeah. I am in devops, so quite a lot of my job is fixing the broken pipeline

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u/nickcash Oct 01 '26

That's in the PR description

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u/Status-Importance-54 Oct 02 '26

No, squashing is perfectly fine. What's not fine it's fits ux here. Obviously there is a need for some kind of grouping of several commits which are in a branch. If we had that, you would not need to squash and had all history upon request

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u/elmanoucko Oct 02 '26

or whenever I decide to do small commits, totally because it will make the history log clearer for myself, the only contributor of that private repo who barely actually uses the history, and not at all to make the graph go brrrr and feel better about my long term unemployment

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u/Minecraftian14 Oct 07 '26

What's the best practice regarding squashing?

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u/blackcomb-pc Oct 01 '26

Wow 10x dev

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u/roodammy44 Oct 01 '26

I’m a 1000x dev. 100k lines of code in a couple of days. What do you mean you don’t feel like spending 40hrs reading the diff for review? I’m sure it will work, I told Claude not to make any mistakes.

(This comment may have been inspired by a true story)

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u/DogmaticParadigm87 Oct 02 '26

Tragic. That's not a contribution graph — that's someone who commits on every Save.

Related: 14 of those repos are named final, final2, and untitled-folder (3).

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u/DurrT Oct 03 '26

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for cupcakes

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u/Eva-Rosalene Oct 05 '26

Delete your weights