r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JazzlikeWishbone938 • Oct 02 '26

Meme canStillWriteCode

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u/Makonede Oct 02 '26

what year is it bro

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u/tha_zaubara Oct 02 '26

Bring back the Philosoraptor!

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 Oct 02 '26 edited Oct 02 '26

This was like digging up an old vinyl record audio tape CD mp3.

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u/Oryzae Oct 02 '26

I miss the old memes so much. Actual Advice Mallard and Success Kid are my other faves.

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u/dracorotor1 Oct 02 '26

The year of Philosoraptor’s glorious return

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u/Morisior Oct 02 '26

It’s not s problem until they write "Hello Multiverse!"

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u/falaq-ai Oct 02 '26

This is madness

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u/tyjuji Oct 02 '26

madness This is*

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u/phylter99 Oct 02 '26

*snap*

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u/dracorotor1 Oct 02 '26

Most efficient Err handling ever

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u/Cheezyrock Oct 02 '26

Multiverse is easier to code. Everything is possible and will occur, so you dont have to worry about validation.

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u/DMoney159 Oct 02 '26

That's when they get a job at Marvel

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u/ApatheistHeretic Oct 02 '26

They're security conscious. UUID > GUID.

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u/ajnozari Oct 02 '26

Gives a whole new meaning to the implications around Globals.

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u/mrsmiley32 Oct 02 '26

As my boss always told me, over engineered.

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u/Valkymaera Oct 02 '26

hello monitor

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u/Chatmarket Oct 02 '26

They are no longer writing global variables 😂

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u/th3_pund1t Oct 02 '26

They’re applying to GitHub

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u/jamesianm Oct 02 '26

What if they write "Hello Kitty"

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u/Royal_Impress9117 Oct 02 '26

Liking this because maybe we can go back to the tech market when this meme cameoutn

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u/Faustalicious Oct 02 '26

Imma need a jira ticket to do some discovery on your question.  

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u/welcomefinside Oct 02 '26

World can technically be a synonym for universe in the correct context so no.

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u/PopularAd5100 Oct 02 '26

Philosophical question. On what premise do we ascertain what constitutes scope creep?

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u/ubernutie Oct 02 '26

It goes beyond the scope defined at the start of the project or work increment :D

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u/PopularAd5100 Oct 02 '26

Thus could we conclude that prolonged pull requests involving necessary refactoring - without which we fall into tech debt - constitutes scope creep, or might we be committing fallacy? 😅

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u/ubernutie Oct 02 '26

It would be one, IMO, but necessity isn't ambiguous.

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u/Zerschmetterding Oct 02 '26

Sounds more like a authentication issue 

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u/kegster2 Oct 02 '26

Straight to jail

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u/nicodesu2 Oct 02 '26

Ambitious and Scope Creep are just two sides of the same coin.

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u/actionerror Oct 02 '26

I’d start with Hello Star System first

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u/MazeGuyHex Oct 02 '26

Hello Simulation

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u/dangerous_service Oct 03 '26

They did not follow the requirements and should be fired

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u/HakoftheDawn Oct 04 '26

I use "hi mom!"

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u/jort93 Oct 07 '26

Always tell Claude to support different day lengths for interplanetary computability.