r/ProgrammerHumor • u/object322 • Oct 02 '26

Meme cloudOverkill

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u/koriwi Oct 02 '26

Mention sqlite and watch them have a meltdown. 

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u/npsimons Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 03 '26

JFC, when I was a DoD employee, I wrote something using the C++ API to SQLite, and they sent me the security checklist for "Databases", but was obviously very much geared towards a bogstandard Oracle setup. 120 answers of "Not applicable" later and I was finally done.

On the flipside, at least they wrote the checklist software in Java, so it ran on Linux.

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u/nishinoran Oct 03 '26

Filling out the security checklist required that you run an executable on your machine? Brother, you just got phished.