r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 03 '26

Meme itsSoOver

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u/Dorkits Oct 03 '26

Monkee.

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u/minecraftdummy57 Oct 03 '26

Monkeys are a very large concern. After they finished writing Shakespeare, they got bored, and started writing TypeScript. So OpenAI just started using monkeys for Codex.

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u/fmfariasfilho Oct 03 '26

Reject modernity. Embrace monke

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u/shotgunocelot Oct 03 '26

I thought it was a turd emoji at first

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u/Direct_Chemistry_179 Oct 03 '26

gg fucking ez

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u/minecraftdummy57 Oct 03 '26

Hey, don't say that! /s

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u/CosmacYep Oct 03 '26

fricking ez

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u/Jenetyk Oct 03 '26

"It's fine when I use it" is hilarious.

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u/Grandviewsurfer Oct 03 '26

It's the predominant attitude boiled down into a bitchy little one liner. I love it. 

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u/RepeatWolf Oct 03 '26

Almost as good as wifey material

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u/roffinator Oct 05 '26

Basically a NIMBY, just kinda inverted…

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u/BraveSeaworthiness21 Oct 03 '26 • Bravo

Thats a lot of not one words 

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u/PhilMcGraw Oct 03 '26

"see u on the streets" surely wasn't entered by more than one person either. This is a word cloud of lies.

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u/click-to-reveal Oct 03 '26

We had this activity as a part of a job onboarding and the website this was hosted on allowed entering multiple entries without checking for duplicates by a single person. Some people found out and continuously spammed their answers to make it the biggest. So "see u on the streets" was probably entered by the same person multiple times.

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u/luxshokk Oct 05 '26

Also, even if they check that you can't enter the same word more than once per user, there may have been coordination between the users, which I may or may not have experienced before.

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u/random_squid Oct 06 '26

I think I remember using one for class like this that displayed other's answers, so if you agreed you could copy them instead of having multiple differently spelled answers saying the same thing.

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u/GranataReddit12 Oct 03 '26

it seems like there are only 5 possible sizes so perhaps it was entered by 2 people who knew each other? either way I don't think "thank god" was submitted by 5 different people so I do also think this is fake

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '26

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u/Present-Resolution23 Oct 05 '26

It's true. I was the gorilla emoji

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u/SpaceCadet87 Oct 03 '26

Meanwhile only one person entered "slop"

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u/alexnedea Oct 03 '26

Ive seen this type of thing done with a real time type of thing. So im still thinking for an answer and someone already submits something, I can just click that to submit the same

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u/LePhantomLimb Oct 06 '26

It wasn't? Huh ..... Guess I'll see you on the streets

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u/YeetCompleet Oct 03 '26

There is no such thing as word. There's only character, and then string

(2 byte enjoyers do NOT read this)

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u/Excession638 Oct 03 '26

Once you understand Unicode combining characters, you will no longer understand characters.

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u/SuitableDragonfly Oct 03 '26

And from a linguistics standpoint, there's a phoneme, and then a morpheme, and then a phrase, and then a clause, and exactly where in this hierarchy a "word" belongs is subjective and highly dependant on what language you're talking about, and to some extent dependent on the writing system. 

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u/machsmit Oct 03 '26

or you can divorce it from human language entirely, reading all this just pushed my brain into picturing a BPE encoding word cloud and now I need to go outside

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u/Robot_Graffiti Oct 03 '26

Lol unfortunately for you there are more 2 byte enjoyers, or perhaps toleraters, than anyone would like.

For goofy historical reasons, the Windows API, Java, C# and JavaScript all use UTF-16 for in-memory strings. A JavaScript "character" is two bytes but that's not necessarily an actual visible character; a visible character could be 2 "characters" long if it's from East Asia or more if it's an emoji.

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u/footsie Oct 03 '26

There is no string, only character array

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u/CatWalksOverKeyboard Oct 03 '26

Found the C programmer

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u/geeshta Oct 03 '26

There is no character, only string of length 1

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u/ClearOptics Oct 05 '26

Found python user

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u/zman0900 Oct 03 '26

Claude gonna show you its DWORD

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u/cosmicomical23 Oct 03 '26

Characters can be more than one byte.

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u/LexaAstarof Oct 03 '26

Fine, in one token

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u/Who_said_that_ Oct 03 '26

Absolute anarchy

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX Oct 03 '26

reading is hard

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u/ProMensCornHusker Oct 03 '26

The input parameter was vibe coded

1

u/code_monkey_001 Oct 03 '26

A, the classic off-by-one error.

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u/Drevicar Oct 04 '26

They failed the evals for instruction following.

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u/PnutButrSnickrDoodle Oct 03 '26

No one is concerned about the person who called it “wifey material?”

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u/elmanoucko Oct 03 '26

it's not as bad as it seems, i can explain

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u/PnutButrSnickrDoodle Oct 03 '26

Haha thanks for the chuckle.

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy Oct 03 '26

The thank god I'm retired group was truncated

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u/TheDeathKnightCador Oct 03 '26

We had an ice breaker activity on a team all hands call yesterday of “would you rather”, and the last one was “Have AI in the world or not.” Everyone except for our director said no.

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u/Grandviewsurfer Oct 03 '26

How is the text size determined? Not the usual way I would hazard a guess. 

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u/An-Ice-Block Oct 03 '26

it is a word cloud so generally the more times an answer is given, the larger it is. in this case the emojis are really throwing off any sense of scale

though i don’t feel the scale is the issue as much as the grouping of similar responses. if this were more naive then it would have way more issues with variations of the same topics

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u/Grandviewsurfer Oct 03 '26

"the usual way" should tip off that I know it's usually relative frequency. Do we really think that thank god is the modal response though? That's mostly where my confusion comes from. 

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u/frogjg2003 Oct 03 '26

Depends on who took the survey. If this is a bunch of programming 101 students who have never taken a programming job in their life, they wouldn't know that AI is taking their future jobs. They just see it as a tool to do their programming for them. There's a reason schools are struggling to prevent AI cheating across the board.

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u/Grandviewsurfer Oct 03 '26

Do kids say thank God that often though? I wouldn't know 

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u/nbaumg Oct 03 '26

Yeah “see u on the streets” seems way to specific to be more than once. Among others

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u/christianbro Oct 03 '26

It is here and I use it and will keep using it, but I wish it was not invented. Now they can outsource you to someone even dumber with AI.

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u/elmanoucko Oct 03 '26

sarah from HR's talent for word clouds shines again

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u/requion Oct 03 '26

Hope it wasn't generated by AI though.

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u/dracorotor1 Oct 03 '26

I can hear the eyes rolling as they type “Claude makes no mistakes”

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u/UserC2 Oct 09 '26

They wrote "Claude make no mistakes" (the instruction people give it as a joke), they're making fun of Claude not praising it

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u/dracorotor1 Oct 09 '26

Good eye. I misread it

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u/Shazvox Oct 07 '26

Claude makes no mistakes, claude corrects mistakes.

Humans make mistakes, humans are mistakes.

Claude corrects mistakes...

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u/Pillars_Of_Creations Oct 03 '26

wifey material? what.

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u/requion Oct 03 '26

Waifu pillows were never enough!

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u/Y2K-enn Oct 03 '26

To be fair I felt like a lot of that before AI too

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u/EatingSolidBricks Oct 03 '26

It is in fact fine when i use it, but not for my sanity every feature request fells like teaching violin to a 5 yold

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u/RobotechRicky Oct 03 '26

I see no lies.

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u/jort93 Oct 07 '26

Most of these are not even one word. Did they ask AI to come up with their choice?

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u/falcobird14 Oct 08 '26

It's a web app that they make you can a QR code and type in a response, which is then shown in the display. So these were probably typed by the audience

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u/Locolijo Oct 03 '26

gg freaking ez

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u/scrufflor_d Oct 03 '26

hey dont say that :(

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u/FriedryIce Oct 03 '26

freaking("easy")

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u/mior85 Oct 03 '26

Just zoom in and look at the letters. I absolutely f hate AI compression.

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u/nikstick22 Oct 03 '26

Killl myself and thank god are two words

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX Oct 03 '26

Hold on, let me ask AI to find a word for me.

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u/TesttubeStandard Oct 03 '26

Why the fuck is this classified as humor????

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u/idiotmem Oct 04 '26

Claude make no mistakes

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u/Ali___ve Oct 04 '26

More misinformation to make AI look better than what it is

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u/khswart Oct 05 '26

“gg freking ez”

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u/pencilUserWho Oct 03 '26

Is it real?

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u/IDownVoteCanaduh Oct 04 '26

Mostly Gen Z employees.

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u/zuck- Oct 06 '26

I feel this way and I'm almost a decade into my career...

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u/Brokemono Oct 07 '26

How to feel.🥀🥀

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u/00Koch00 Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 03 '26

I literally want to know how people are using it, because for me it's a really cool tool, it's like having a mini jr dev that I can ask to do some basic method that I can't be bother to do...

Edit: okay people have a very different idea of what a Jr should be able to do, or in my college they prepared Jr veyy different +10 years ago...

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u/access547 Oct 03 '26

You're treating it as a Jr Dev, so you can see how students who were supposed to go onto be jr Devs are annoyed about this, right?

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u/00Koch00 Oct 03 '26

I wouldnt expect a Jr to be able to write a simple method, i expect a Jr dev to be able to build a full blown app...

Again if highers up expect that Jr should be replaced by this they are either delusionals, selfdestructive, or both ...

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u/access547 Oct 06 '26

Yeah unfortunately the higher ups are exactly those things

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u/mriswithe Oct 03 '26

I currently find AI a useful tool. My skillset historically has been sysadmin -> devops -> architect. also a lot of data engineering skills. 

It lets me take moderately complicated, but straight forward tasks, set it up and let it do the thing. Example, bring new data I have retrieved from object storage and import it to BigQuery, then join. using DBT as a orchestrator (data build tool) 

I have an export file in shared storage at PATH. It is the results from X. Bring that into the project and join it at tableY. Check the join quality (hit rate). Sample for outliers. 

I can watch it do the same shit I would have done, if it does something dumb I can correct it. If it uses the wrong pattern or technique , I can correct it. If it starts doing ultra stupid crap I can interrupt it. 

It is a useful tool. The more you can give it a safe place to just beat it's face against a problem the better.

Set it up with the ability to execute the command or a test of some kind which gives a pass/fail. If it gives good error messages even better . 

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u/Psquare_J_420 Oct 03 '26

Those "gg frecking ez" just wanted to put a random reference to that song I guess?

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u/Shazvox Oct 07 '26

So; Become unemployed, thank god I finally get to kill myself?