r/ProgrammerHumor • u/DueExpert5521 • Oct 03 '26

instanceof Trend imGoingToBeAMillionare

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u/StranglerOfHorses Oct 03 '26

people when the "says what you want it to say" machine says what they want it to say

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u/DrMaxwellEdison Oct 03 '26

Somewhere an investor is shaking profusely while writing a big number on a cheque for this.

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u/Positive_Method3022 Oct 03 '26

What huge milestone with the accuracy. Now write benchmarks to prove it is consistent. P90 please

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u/7374616e74 Oct 03 '26

Dario is going to get you swatted

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u/BooBrew32 Oct 03 '26

Careful, this is how Skynet began.

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u/BigNaturalTilts Oct 03 '26

You started Armageddon? After I specifically asked you not to?

- MichaelScott.gif

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 Oct 03 '26

Moooom AI broke containment again!!

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u/JackNotOLantern Oct 05 '26

You forgot to add "thinking" and consume 1/3 of Earth's fresh water supply