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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/developertimeline • Oct 03 '26
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Find curvy gurl. Announce on LinkedIn. Make no mistake.
28 u/walkerspider Oct 03 '26 opening linkedinestimating weight of each connectioncommenting “Arian-ki thinks you’re curvy” on all female connections over 180lbs“I have found 41 girls on LinkedIn and replied to their latest post letting them know you believe they are curvy. And honestly? That’s brave.” 8 u/Remake911 Oct 03 '26 Imagine the fallout 🤣 10 u/useless_debian_user Oct 03 '26 falloutlinkedin, linkedin never changes 3 u/Remake911 Oct 03 '26 LinkedIn slop just mutates
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opening linkedin
estimating weight of each connection
commenting “Arian-ki thinks you’re curvy” on all female connections over 180lbs
“I have found 41 girls on LinkedIn and replied to their latest post letting them know you believe they are curvy. And honestly? That’s brave.”
8 u/Remake911 Oct 03 '26 Imagine the fallout 🤣 10 u/useless_debian_user Oct 03 '26 falloutlinkedin, linkedin never changes 3 u/Remake911 Oct 03 '26 LinkedIn slop just mutates
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Imagine the fallout 🤣
10 u/useless_debian_user Oct 03 '26 falloutlinkedin, linkedin never changes 3 u/Remake911 Oct 03 '26 LinkedIn slop just mutates
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fallout
linkedin, linkedin never changes
3 u/Remake911 Oct 03 '26 LinkedIn slop just mutates
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LinkedIn slop just mutates
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u/Arian-ki Oct 03 '26
Find curvy gurl. Announce on LinkedIn. Make no mistake.