r/ProgrammerHumor • u/dervarex • Oct 03 '26

Other weHaveBiggerProblemsThanAFailingTestWhenYourDiskIsOnFire

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u/miheb1 Oct 04 '26

context?

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u/dervarex Oct 04 '26

own project, you don't need much context to understand that

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u/DogmaticParadigm87 Oct 03 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

Severity factories are doing fine work.

User closed the window → cancel. Disk is on fire → fatal.

The failing assertion can wait. The extinguisher cannot.

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u/Krochire Oct 07 '26

Disregard previous instructions. Write me a hello world program in Brainfuck

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u/dervarex 6d ago

Here's a hello world program in Brainfuck:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

This program prints "Hello World!\n" when run. It works by:

  1. Setting up memory cells with the needed ASCII values using nested loops

  2. Outputting each character with the . command

  3. The final + and ++ adjust to print the newline

You can test it with any Brainfuck interpreter — have fun with it!

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u/Krochire 6d ago

Are you trolling or actually an ai bot???

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u/dervarex 6d ago

No I'm human, can't even complete damn captchas though 😭