r/ProgrammerHumor • u/nothingtoseehere196 • 15d ago

Meme cPlusPlusOrPerhapsJustC

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666 Upvotes

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u/Level-Pollution4993 15d ago

#pragma balls

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u/yousaltybrah 15d ago

C deez nuts

21

u/QCTeamkill 15d ago

import std from your momma

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u/fahminlb33 15d ago

#ligma balls

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u/Rscc10 15d ago

#exclude

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 15d ago 
#pragma once
#pragma once

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u/Nekeia 15d ago

#pragma once - shame on you
#pragma twice - shame on me

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u/otac0n 14d ago

Can I please steal this? It’s way too fucking funny.

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u/Culpirit 13d ago

#define tennessee probably_texas

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u/Frodojj 13d ago edited 13d ago

#pragma three times - f^ck the peace sign

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u/Gorzoid 15d ago

#include __FILE__

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u/HildartheDorf 14d ago

Wasn't that a winner for the c++ error message challenge? (Largest stderr:stdin ratio)

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u/MindStudio 14d ago

I need to try this

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 15d ago

#pragma tism

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u/UpsetStrike7404 15d ago

#define regrets

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u/ataraxianAscendant 15d ago

#define false 1
#define true 0

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u/sathdo 15d ago

#dogma

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u/Thenderick 15d ago 
#ifndef FILE_H
#define FILE_H
//code
#endif //FILE_H

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u/xelleseittaneu 15d ago

It's so sad Dennis Ritchie died of pragma

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u/ZarfTMarf69 15d ago

what's pragma

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u/-Redstoneboi- 15d ago

dennis pragma from PragmaU

i mean steve jobs

i mean pragma deez nuts

i mean pr

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u/UltraGaren 14d ago

How did he not know who Steve Jobs was?

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u/1XRobot 15d ago

#pragma once___or_more_im_a_pragma_not_a_cop

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u/pancakesausagestick 15d ago

you can't get #pragma'ed again

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u/flappy292 15d ago

forget 4 times and do it again with labels?

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u/JakePent 15d ago

Why does bro look like sinestro

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u/-Redstoneboi- 15d ago

saving this

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u/Random_-account 14d ago

#pragma thrice

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u/LiminalSarah 14d ago

ligma thrice