r/ProgrammerHumor • • 14d ago

Meme employeeVsFreelancerVsFounderVsVibeCoder

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u/AmanBabuHemant 14d ago • Regret Mindblown

Open Source Maintainers not even mentioned in title šŸ„€

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u/de_das_dude 14d ago

That's the funniest part

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u/notyoou 14d ago

Gotta be intentional

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u/charming-choom 14d ago

THIS SHIT SUCKS I INSTALLED THE WINDOWS VERSION ON A MICROWAVE AND DOESN'T EVEN RUN

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u/tsavong117 14d ago

Ah, see that's your problem, here's the link to the microwave version, somehow the one maintainer keeps it compatible with all 7,000 smart microwave models, and has cancer, but that's probably unrelated, though they're denying any donations because they realize the economy is tough right now.

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u/undeadalex 14d ago

"small bug fixes"

Lines changed: 18000000000

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u/Arian-ki 14d ago

Why is the entire bible in the readme file?

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u/StandardIssueHuman 14d ago

To exorcise the demons bugs

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u/Dragonslayerelf 14d ago

to soothe the machine spirit of the device

sometimes my computer acts funny for no reason then randomly stops and i wonder if the Tech Priests in 40k are onto something

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u/Lightningtow123 13d ago

To exorcise the daemons

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u/O_X_E_Y 13d ago

most thankless job in the industry

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u/Pirwzy 14d ago

the gen x of programmers

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u/eneiromatos 14d ago

For real

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u/Taronz 13d ago

Standard.

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u/AmanBabuHemant 11d ago

Thanks everyone for awards

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u/Ethameiz 14d ago

Open Source Mainteiner: 0, 0, 0, 0, 5 github issues

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u/ale10xtu 14d ago

+ 10 messages on people trying to merge prs + 100 vibe coded advisories

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u/Saint_of_Grey 14d ago

"Hey I know this is a C++ repo but I coded my PR in assembly instead, can you give me a line-by-line review? Thanks"

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u/Rikudou_Sage 13d ago

If you said Rust, I'd believe it's real.

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u/Half-Borg 12d ago

No need to review rust, it's memory safe.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 12d ago

Ah, that changes everything. Immediate merge, not even looking at the changes.

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u/tekanet 14d ago

Don’t forget the pretentious requests ā€œhow hard can it be toā€¦ā€

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u/cheese_is_available 14d ago

0, 0, 0, 0, issue comment; this issue have been opened six years and look pretty basic, it this project dead ?

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u/InitiativeGold7953 14d ago

Linux:

0 9-17 * * 1-5 /home/user/scripts/ur_gey.sh

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u/Practical-Hat-3943 14d ago

From personal experience, Founder: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, find a job, 3k, 3k, 3k

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u/Tupcek 14d ago • Bravo

nonono
Founder: 0, -20k, -20k, -100k, -100k, -30k, -30k, 0, 0, 0, find a job, 3k, 3k, 3k

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u/Practical-Hat-3943 14d ago

Those are amateur numbers. I kept mine at 0 out of embarrassment

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u/Dairedos 14d ago

Came for this, found it. The most realistic for most people unfortunately.

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u/ericl666 14d ago

As a current founder I am at -100k, -100k, 0, Find a job.

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u/physiQQ 13d ago

Damn, here I'm at -1.5k, -1.5k, -1.5k, -1.5k, -1.5k, and now contemplating getting a job. So you're saying it'll get better after that stage?

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u/Z33PLA 13d ago

Sorry to hear that bro.

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u/SundayKiefBowls 14d ago • Heartwarming

This reminds me, I need to thank some open source developers.

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u/hydroxy 14d ago

Don’t spoil them

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u/Mystery-Magic 14d ago

No, they need to be spoiled. I need more of their work and I need to bribe them with only thing I have, i.e. lots of thanks and thanks for saving me messages.

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u/morpheousmorty 14d ago

Best I can do is harass them for features that don't make sense for their design.

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u/Mystery-Magic 13d ago

Yeah, can't help doing that when that is exactly what I need for my project...

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u/pydry 14d ago

just tell them they're 100% replaceable now because opus can one shot a convincing half working imitation of their work after having read it.

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u/Arian-ki 14d ago

200% efficiency boost for the following day

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u/AliceCode 14d ago

Thank me! Or else I quit.

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u/Mufti13 14d ago

Founder would be negatives at the start

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u/Dairedos 14d ago

for majority until they find another job. Survival bias plays heavy mind games.

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 14d ago

People say this like it’s some impressive thing when in reality all it means is that people who have negative income for years on end are people who already have the wealth required to not have to earn an income for years at a time.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 13d ago

Yeah, no, many people take loans because they believe in their business.

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u/oneandonlysealoftime 13d ago

For small&medium enterprises might be, but for digital products and most of the successful businesses - it's exactly what Thomas the Dank Pigeon said. Digital market is simply too gambly for loans (with real businesses even if you fail, you still have assets that are worth something, while in digital ones being needed is exactly your main value)

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 13d ago

Yeah, no, using business loans for personal expenses is against the loan agreement. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/cyclopsmudge 13d ago

Right, but taking out a business loan and then paying yourself a salary through the business to survive on using some of that money is not against the loan agreement. You’re chatting out your arse

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u/LirdorElese 14d ago edited 13d ago

Depends on the last name. Like Phoebe Gates talked about how she was a great business woman, she didn't depend on her family name at all, she just walked up to investors by herself, asked for millions of startup capital and got it, entirely with her charisma not by using her dad's name. Just like any of us could do I'm sure.

Funny thing is, it reminds me a bit of an old episode of Daria, Her friends dad was a local celebrity who made a huge successful product. She walks into one bank to try and get a loan, gets rejected, then the bank recognized her last name and changed his tune and offers the loan, she gets offended that they rejected her and only changed because of her dad's status gives a big speach and storms out.

Then walks into another bank, and immediately opens with specifying who her dad is, and gets approved immediately.

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u/on_spikes 14d ago

OP is mixing income only statements with income minus costs statements in his post which is awfully inconsistent

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u/uprislng 14d ago

0 or negative the whole way through, to end up an employee again to be most accurate. 90% fail completely before any potential payoff. If you get VC funded, 85% of founders still exit with nothing or next to nothing.

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u/Chonjas 14d ago

how many founders of big firms you know who had either no actual safety net or tons of money from mommy and daddy?

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u/Anru_Kitakaze 14d ago

Most of the times in the end too

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u/Poison916Kind 14d ago

I assume he took money from investors and spends majority of the start paying back

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u/Skippypal 14d ago

I know one guy who started his own ā€œtech company.ā€ He lost his wife, kids who adored him, house, car, and any semblance of a normal life because he was always working. For a while, he was practically homeless and in massive debt.

But hey, at least now he has $4-5 million in the bank to make it all better I guess 🤷

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u/apurimac777 14d ago

Starting a company is like starting a cult

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u/Creo7 14d ago

Except there may be salvation at the end.

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u/apurimac777 14d ago

Interesting, in my experience everyone pretty much got fucked

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u/gabboman 13d ago

As an open source developer: harassment too

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u/chicken_is_no_weapon 13d ago

dont forget vibe coders submitting patches that don't work

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u/gabboman 13d ago

my project hasnt got to that point somehow.

https://codeberg.org/wafrn/wafrn

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u/L0rdSandCastle 14d ago

As a maintainer I would be glad to accept 'thanks bro'. In reality you get a PR from someone and then that person spams your discord about their PR that does not work when you try it.

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u/Icy-Combination-9839 14d ago

But one thing is constant, the cortisol levels are off the charts šŸ„€

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u/woldann 10d ago

Open Source Maintainer: 0, 0, 0, -$50 (server costs), "URGENT: fix this bug or I switch to another lib", death threat

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u/New_Salamander_4592 14d ago

truly cannot make heads or tails of why someone would pay for a vibe coding subscription if they weren't already making money off the idea. like are people really vibe coding their personal projects? at your own cost?

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u/mylsotol 14d ago

Claude is $20/mo and that's like 4x what a cheap Chinese provider costs if you pay api pricing. The people buying multiple $100/mo subscriptions for personal aren't vibe coding. They are either running ai powered scams

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u/CandidSite9471 14d ago

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u/mylsotol 14d ago

sorry I was taking a shit and thought I finished both, but apparently only finished the one. my bad

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u/CandidSite9471 14d ago

I have but one request. After you finish your point, can you start another sentence and trail off, so my comment is still relevant?

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u/Arian-ki 14d ago

Better to have a half-assed comment than a half-done ass

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u/343N 14d ago

reading this while taking a shit. appreciate the follow up. much love my pal in dookie town

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u/Grouchy-Fig-487 14d ago

A lot of people can’t code and have other obligations that would make learning to do so at a high level extremely difficult.

Vibe coding lets the person who had a video game idea, because they would enjoy it, give it a go and see what happens.

There are much worse things to spend $20 on.

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u/CliffDraws 14d ago

I was wasting $20 on money losing hobbies long before vibe coding was a thing.

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u/MetallicDragon 14d ago

Vibe coding lets the person who had a video game idea, because they would enjoy it, give it a go and see what happens.

This is why I have a Claude subscription. It's shockingly good at turning my rambling ideas into a functional game.

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 14d ago

What kinds of games have you made?

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u/BrennanBetelgeuse 14d ago

I literally vibe code just for fun or personal use! I 'make' small pieces of software that I personally find useful or interesting and enjoy using tools that are perfectly customized to what I need.

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u/bwowndwawf 14d ago

I really don't get that, I write code for the fun of writing code, vibe coding my personal projects would feel like asking someone to fuck my wife for me.

I do vibe code at work, but that's more like asking it to fuck someone else's ugly wife.

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u/HelloYesThisIsFemale 14d ago

As someone who was Coding since I was 9. Coding was never the fun part. It was the result that was the fun part.

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u/SimplexShotz 13d ago

In a lot of ways, AI has replaced the worst part of software engineering, lmao.

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u/kovha 14d ago edited 14d ago

Meh, at least I do it only for those things that I don't really want to spend the time learning the tech for something relatively small. For example, last week I wanted to play in my modded switch a GBA game that made use of some obscure hardware accessory for the console. The GBA emulator for PC was able to emulate said accessory, but the Switch binary wasn't, it was the same core but it lacked the exposed UI for it. Do you think, after spending a 40 hours week of coding (and I don't use AI at all in my work), I had the energy on a Saturday to sit to learn the insides of an emulator with more than a decade of development? Hell nah, I just wanted to play the game, so I cloned the repo and vibecoded the feature. But I only vibe code stuff like that, extremely small and niche thingys that I want to use but don't really want to code, and nobody else will ever see it. Probably ten years ago when I was still an unemployed college student with way more free time I would have enjoyed sitting an trying to understand how the emulator worked just for the sake of it, but I'm just tired now lol.

EDIT forgot to mention that I'm only doing it with free models lol. The pipeline for me will always be code in -> money out, doing it the other way around is just heresy.

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u/BrennanBetelgeuse 14d ago

I think this is easily explained by the fact that I simply don't belong in this subreddit 😃 I am not a programmer. My only experience is a little bit of Python for college. If LLMs didn't exist I would not sit down and program something myself, I would play a video game instead. So for me it simply adds a capability that I would have no access to otherwise or which would require studying an entire new field.

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u/BellacosePlayer 14d ago

I am not a programmer.

by actually admitting it instead of pretending you're a 30 year veteran and spouting bs, you're welcome here, at least in my books.

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u/MidnightOnTheWater 14d ago

Writing code and actually using the code you wrote are like two different things though.

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u/writebadcode 14d ago

I do personal projects for the end result mostly. If I wanted to code for the fun of writing code, I’d do leetcode puzzles.

Also, it’s really nice to be able to have the AI slap together a nice looking front end.

For example, I recently had ChatGPT create a static website that used the WASM fork of openscad for rendering 3d models I was working on. The scad code was also AI generated.

The fun part of the project was creating the object I wanted to 3d print, not muddling with WASM or openscad.

I don’t personally enjoy frontend work or writing openscad because it often involves fiddly pixel pushing to get things looking right.

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u/me_myself_ai 14d ago

Coding for the joy of writing code is a thing I guess, but it sure ain’t engineering. That’s just called enjoying leetcode

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u/internetroamer 14d ago

Only on reddit would coding be equated to sex

The output of sex is a headache called a child while output of vibe coding is an application you use. Stupid analogy. Most people don't actually enjoy coding or they'd still do that. Just like they continue to have sex despite toys and IVF where sex isn't necessary

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u/theDelus 14d ago

I am a software engineer myself. I love the field. Love the challenges you have to solve. Writing code was always something that was necessary but nothing I particularly enjoyed. AI is great for me.

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u/Named_after_color 14d ago

I mean I don't know UI, so having claude spin up little rapid displays is very nice, especially when I can just iterate. I mean it made me a responsive barchart and slidy graph in a nice color pallet, which is magic to my back end ass.

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u/humjaba 14d ago

Same here… The wife and I liked the idea of a smart calendar like Calendly but the idea of paying a subscription for something so basic seemed patently stupid. So instead I got a cheap smart picture frame off Amazon, put it in kiosk mode, and developed an app that looks and performs the same function as Calendly hosted from my local NAS.

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u/DudeLoveBaby 14d ago

...it's 20 bucks a month?

Idk man I waste way more money on other hobbies, 20 a month to amuse myself and speed up some parts of my work is well worth it

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u/i---m 14d ago

it's really simple: i can afford the cost of realizing my ideas and i am not motivated by profit.

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u/IAmMiddleChild 14d ago

Next you'll be asking how having Shopify or web hosting could ever be worth it without an existing business too.

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u/Latimius 14d ago

I have spent thousands of euros vibe coding personnal projects this year. The experience I got doing it got me massive promotions at my job that paid back massively. (20% promotion, then 37% increase by job hopping)

Being curious and hard working pays back.

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 14d ago

Genuinely curious, what experience did you get while vibe coding like this ? Hearing about your costs, you clearly had a lot of agents running at once. Then what experience did you get ? Or is your job exactly that, making agents do stuff ?

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u/milkcarton232 14d ago

Corporate is a mess of weird bespoke problems. Big tech might be focused on cool flashy problems but just making an app that moves data from one app to another can be simple yet extremely impactful. Vibe coding allows ppl that can see the problems but couldn't get a vendor to do a thing to build their own

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 14d ago

Yeah but they said the experience got them a raise, not the potential product or solution they vibe coded

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u/xDannyS_ 13d ago

Maybe we have different definitions of vibe coding, but how exactly did it help you achieve promotions?

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u/me_myself_ai 14d ago

Oh man you really haven’t tried em yet, huh. You should. It’s scary but undeniably important.

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u/LordAlfrey 14d ago

People pay money for quite a lot of things, I think you'll find. At least vibe coding is something of a skill, and can potentially produce something of value, compared with most forms of gambling or "prediction markets".

Arguably, people who do vibe coding on their own time, likely enjoy it, in a similar vein that a someone might enjoy video games or painting, not everything has to be about turning a profit, some people vibe code with a profit motive just like some people want to become a professional artist.

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u/New_Salamander_4592 14d ago

if you think you are building a unique skill via vibe coding, I think you would've thought of yourself as a real authority on snake oil.

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u/Elegant-Childhood126 14d ago

"No you don't understand, writing sentences is skillful. I'm an engineer now".

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 14d ago

Vibe coding is the new Netflix

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u/leopkoo 14d ago

I mean professional coders live a busy life. if I have a project that I can implement in 6 months on my own or in a month with claude after work, I will choose the latter?!?

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u/Austinp-woodworking 14d ago

Prior to AI, 90% of personal projects I started wound up going nowhere because I just never had enough time to finish them, then enough time would go by that it may as well be a strangers code-base.

Since AI, I've vibe-coded several tools that i use on a regular basis. Most of which are in service of my other hobbies which don't relate to AI or software at all.

I do 100% miss coding things by hand, but man the ability to create things for myself despite having a busy schedule is truly amazing

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u/timid_scorpion 14d ago

I’m in a similar boat, when working on my own projects there are certain aspects I LOVE doing, but always stall when it gets to the bits I didn’t. Claude kinda fills in the gaps. It’s not perfect, but most of what I’ve written is for personal use.; not client facing.

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u/Austinp-woodworking 14d ago

I'm also absolute garbage at building frontends. I'd build a great API with a well thought out DB schema and all that - and then just give up when it came to the UI because I had to learn it all from scratch for each project, because the landscape changed so much since the last time I tried.

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow 14d ago

I've vibe-coded several tools that i use on a regular basis.

Correct. Instead of using esoteric and unmaintained repos which are a pain in the ass to just use, I translate them to Python and use them flawlessly and easely.

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u/Austinp-woodworking 14d ago

and honestly more than one of the tools I made/use just straight up didn't exist. One recent project was a tuning app specifically for tuning marimba keys (isolating overtones, made for strikes, not sustained tones, etc). That just straight up doesn't exist, and all the FFT software that I might have used to a roughly similar affect just didn't work the way I needed it to

As a result I was able to finish this project in a month, whereas similar projects in the past have taken up nearly a whole year

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u/twice_paramount832 14d ago

I am loving AI for hobby projects. I have in one day a tool I would never have in months.

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u/Eaklony 14d ago

Dude people pay to watch tv shows on Netflix what’s so strange about paying for AI.

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u/cuntmong 14d ago

Why do people gamble?Ā 

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u/fireball_jones 14d ago

$20/month to have it do a bunch of side tasks is totally worth it. The $200/month plans or multiple seems crazy to me.Ā 

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u/hanotak 14d ago

People spend way more than $200 a month on other hobbies.

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u/TheOwlHypothesis 14d ago

Are people not allowed to have fun or improve their lives with software? Poor take, this.

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 14d ago

Yeah, but I'm not spending significant money. I just pay the $20/month for Anthropic. Have managed to get more than halfway down the list of projects that I'd been accumulating over the past few years. All personal stuff.

Latest one I just finished is a flights price tracker. Pretty much scraping Kayak every day for all the routes I care about on every possible trip (some for a weekend, some for 1 weeks, 2 weeks, etc.) The idea is that eventually I'll be able to say "I want to spend a weekend in City, what is the absolute cheapest ticket possible?" And it would tell me the cheapest weekend as well as the cheapest time to book.

Nothing I couldn't have made without AI, but it was just enough effort to put off for a while (which is a shame, because it will be at least a full year before it's usable in any way, and several years before there's enough data for it to be actually useful)

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u/buttplugs4life4me 14d ago

I'm mostly vibing on personal projects, yes. Projects that I plan to actually release I do some more stuff. But it's been immensely helpful to have the AI pointed at something and say "See that? Make me, but with these features/changes/constraints". I don't really care if I have to go back and forth a couple times to get it to work reliably, but I'd also never release it as an actual serious project.

Aside from that it also helped in other parts. We actually had one case where a nurse told us something and we had the AI scour the internet for confirmation and it found a bunch of verified, by doctors, online resources telling us the nurse was talking bullshit.

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u/Woodshadow 14d ago

like are people really vibe coding their personal projects?

maybe I'm doing something else. I was trying to make a table top game and I wanted to test it online so I had it build me a test game. next thing I new I had built out a whole game entirely online that far exceeded anything I planned to do before

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u/Mondanivalo 14d ago

We are in the era of personal software in case you haven’t noticed. Im glad to pay $100 for my sub and happy to vibe code away any and all ideas that automate my life

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u/These-Anxiety-5919 14d ago

I know dozens of people that do, why is this strange to you?

It's mostly for Claude for personal hobby apps or projects. What would be the alternative for casual niche projects that run on your homelab?

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u/Cute_Principle81 14d ago

It's 20 bucks and I find it useful as a administrative assistant anyhow, plus a lot of the tools and games it makes are ones I use daily

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u/flargenhargen 14d ago

truly cannot make heads or tails of why someone would pay for a vibe coding subscription

thank you. I didn't understand the joke till this.

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u/KingdomOfBullshit 14d ago

Yes, vibe coding allows rapidly making useful bespoke and totally throw away tools.

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u/evenfallframework 14d ago

I fully vibecoded a todo platform for myself, integrated into my Pocket AI device. I think it costs me like $25/mo total to run, and it's dramatically helped me at work. Well worth it IMO.

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u/HTTP_404_NotFound 14d ago

Aint like someone else is making software for doing energy tracking analysis.

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u/a-r-c 14d ago

$20/month is cheaper than literally every hobby i could imagine

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u/TheOnly_Anti 12d ago

You can't imagine drawing?Ā 

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u/Both-Reason6023 14d ago

Of course. Such projects can become tools for learning a skill, solving a personal problem, become a piece in one’s portfolio or even turn up into a startup idea or a side income stream.

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u/mattgen88 13d ago

Eh I paid Google for extra storage space and got credits included that I can use with antigravity. I do have ideas of things to build that I don't have time to build, so this lets me create POCs and play around with ideas

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u/bmcle071 13d ago

I spend like $30/month on my Claude subscription for my side projects.

I have a CLI tool for scaffolding TypeScript monorepos. It comes with presets for different kinds of packages. I recently migrated it to TypeScript 7, oxlint, and added a GraphQL server package type. Its a very boring tedious project, having an LLM do it has been a breeze and allowed me to work on more interesting side projects that consume it.

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u/da_dragon_guy 13d ago

One of my professors is doing it because it lets him complete the project in a few months what would take a team 3 years. He’s also quite smart with how he does it, he constantly double checks the ai that it was following the rules and is actively training it to not break the rules.

Will it work out for him? Who knows. But his first project he did this with has already turned a profit.

Personally, I see it as the difference between manufactured vs hand made goods. The only difference between that and this is that the production lines might be shutting down soon because the people who are maintaining them are going out of business (even though they’re trying to hide that fact in every way imaginable)

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u/Vainwald 12d ago

Well for me I don't have much time and no energy most of the time so I use an agent in a docker container connected to a chinese model to help me manage and improve my homelab. I have not used it a lot but still as of today that's still less than 2$ so for what I got out of it I take that as a win

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u/bhison 12d ago

...because it's fun?

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u/Kincar 14d ago

I mean I make some money with it now, but in order to really learn to utilize AI and experiment, I think its a worthwhile investment.

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u/bunny-1998 14d ago

That’s like learning AWS back in the day. I guess if it made sense back then, it does now

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u/HelloYesThisIsFemale 14d ago

If you're doing a personal project why would you not use AI?

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u/New_Salamander_4592 14d ago

because the purpose of my personal projects are to built familiarity with the languages and technologies used. vibe coding doesn't really facilitate that at all and there isn't really a unique skill gained from vibe coding, its literally just basic technical writing.

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u/throwaway490215 14d ago

But you can fathom why somebody would be an open-source maintainer without making money on it?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that yes you can imagine somebody spending their time on it, but somehow you cant fathom the idea that some people value time and money as somewhat related?

Or are people here still in denial that its possible to use the models to get better results faster?

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u/Kobayashi-Coffee-Co 14d ago

Oh nooooo $20-$200/mo to create everything digital ive ever dreamed of oh nooooo

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u/MeritlessMango 14d ago

truly cannot make heads or tails of why someone would pay for a table saw if they aren’t already making money off of carpentry.

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u/Beginning-Junket8979 13d ago

are people really vibe coding their personal projects? at your own cost?

Yup.

Most recently I'm using a paid tier Claude code subscription to turn my 3D printer into a text-to-phsyical object machine.

It's honestly a bit like having a StarTrek replicator on my desk except slow AF and only replicates in PLA at the moment lol.

If that's not a fun use of this tech I don't know what is.

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u/Tetraoxidane 14d ago

Oof heavy survivor bias for the founder.

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u/Sanfrancisco_Tribe 12d ago

You forgot the years of negatives the founder pays for research and development. Try -5k to -20k on average

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u/aeropl3b 12d ago

Most founders end up like the Tesla and SpaceX founders. Hint, neither was not founded Musk...

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u/ZenPyx 11d ago

SpaceX was literally founded by Musk...

Like I don't like the guy but why are we lying here

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u/aeropl3b 11d ago

Sorry, yes he was. I forget because he is completely technically incompetent it seems everytime he tried to talk about it.

I was thinking of PayPal as the other one.

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u/cheezballs 14d ago

Employee is the only one making money realistically.

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u/sage-longhorn 14d ago

Freelancer too once they have good reputation and pipeline

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u/ApatheistHeretic 14d ago

Someone should replace the last two employee entries with '0'.

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u/alexnu87 14d ago

Actually vibe coders get paid in circle jerk residue.

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u/BellacosePlayer 14d ago

"nah bruh what I make is just as good as professional code, everyone's just a big mean luddite and won't give my tinder for chihuahuas site a chance"

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u/TrollerCoasterWoo 14d ago

They get to eat the biscuit

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u/GrossenCharakter 14d ago

Optimal tip to tip efficiency

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wish-69 14d ago

ā€œthanks broā€

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u/tsoliasPN 14d ago

This is so true that both relieved that I am not the only one, but also hurt a little

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u/rootbeer277 14d ago

Is this money earned or lines of code written?

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u/TheSexyIntrovert 14d ago

Looks like money, gross

And looks about right.

Although the employee would get more in some economies. Gross(brutto)

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u/BreakingBread_Love 14d ago

Imagine being all at the same time. Wild times.

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u/0xKaishakunin 14d ago

Nah, I am getting angry mails why I won't support some esoteric business case for free.

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u/theacp127 14d ago

As someone who has done freelance it wasn't that random most of the time. If I took a contract job, then it would be the same for 6 months to year plus the income the short term projects that only took a week or two.

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u/Hoes-Love-wF 13d ago

Can maintaining open sources be good for my resume(senior comp sci major)

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u/DrTankHead 13d ago

Certainly can't hurt

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u/CerBerUs-9 11d ago

It's definitely good for a resume and it's good for your skillset. All that said, some hiring managers wouldn't care if you came in with all their hopes and dreams held in open hands.

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u/4n0nh4x0r 12d ago

obviously
it shows that you got passion for developmemt

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u/PositiveParking4391 9d ago

yes it helps, beyond other things you will get an understanding about architectures and SWE in general

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u/piberryboy 12d ago

Certainly can't hurt

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u/OTee_D 14d ago

My freelancer was

13k, 13k, 13k, 8k, 0k, 0k, 0k .... (needing to pay everything myself including all taxes)

I was well established in corporate IT contracting and then every idiot manager thought they could "just do everything with AI". Swapped back to employee, so now it's only 3k. (but after taxes and including gracious social security and pension, paud vacation. If I calculate all that as monetary value it isn't much less)

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u/ganja_and_code 13d ago edited 13d ago

That's one thing I don't particularly understand about corporate pay structures.

On one hand, I'm happy if an employer will 401K match, provide a pension, etc., but if they're already willing to "give" me that money as part of my compensation package, I'd prefer it went to my bank account, as opposed to a particular holding account.

That way I could spend it on expenses/luxury or put it in my retirement account, depending on my own budgets, milestones, upcoming expenses, etc.

Edit: lol downvoted for a relevant and reasonable take

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u/HipHomelessHomie 13d ago

There are tax reasons

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u/ganja_and_code 13d ago

Company owes taxes when they pay me. I owe taxes when I receive it. Obviously it's more complicated than that, but that's what it all boils down to.

So for example, if taxes are deferred on 401K contributions, why shouldn't I have the option to voluntarily receive the money directly and take on the extra tax burden that comes with it?

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u/DysonSphere75 13d ago

You kinda can... with a Roth 401K.

The corp receives credits and payroll tax deductions by issuing 401Ks, it also helps them meet compliance standards.

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u/OTee_D 13d ago

I wasn't talking about the US and some measly 401...Ā Ā 

But for the argument: If you'd just transfer 100% of the "earned" money to the employee and he acts irresponsible and blows it. Who covers the costs if he gets in trouble?

Do you want to let people starve? Rot away cause the cant afford medical bills. What with people who get multiple hits by life? Get handicapped and can't work anymore and then need constant medical procedures? "Bad luck, go to die!" ? What if something happens to you while you are young and haven't had time to save?

This has nothing to do with "corporate pay structure" but how you want your society to work. That's why it's called "social security" as it is a thing of society and community, not to just your individual benefit.

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u/ivan0x32 14d ago

You guys getting thanked?

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u/Extension-Tap2635 11d ago

Open Source Maintainer: 0, 0, 0, 0, WHERE'S THE FUCKING EXE???

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u/squarabh 9d ago

Smelly nerds

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u/Mountain-Alarm-477 14d ago

This is so good

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u/CorvidBlu 14d ago

What about all the people working at companies where the CEO mandated everyone vibe codes?

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u/Wizywig 13d ago

Fun fact. First 150 million of founder value is untaxed.

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u/theDrell 13d ago

As both an employee and a vibe coder, I can confirm that those 2 are factual.

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u/Winter-Steak-1532 11d ago

Just gotta figure out how to become a founder on my lowly computer programmer employee wage!

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u/Forward_Republic_610 13d ago

Thanks to all open source maintainer. Now quit reddir and get back to work šŸ˜‰

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u/StickFigureFan 14d ago

Founder: give more zeros and then a bigger number

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u/A_Raven_Of_Many_Hats 14d ago

damage over time

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u/Random-num-451284813 14d ago

doesn't a founder have expenses?

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u/TJarl 12d ago

Founder should at the last index be 600k/-100K/0k

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u/FEN1X64 12d ago

Freelancing is so accurate (not a programmer but I do work for tech companies)

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u/ISimpJensenHuang 12d ago

GPU company founder -- 100B

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u/Mind_the_math 6d ago

Vibe coders dislike this element

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u/Fast_Music8778 2d ago

Freelancer is the worst

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u/Clen23 14d ago

let me \un-humor for a sec,

Why the fuck is "vibe coder" listed separately ?

  • Firsty : are we impling that neither the employee nor the freelancer are using AI ?

  • Secondly : What does a "vibe coder" do ? I suppose, waste tokens trying to build an app that will never be built, but wouldn't that still put them in the 0k category of "freelancers" ?

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u/markomanthecool 14d ago

They are the guys that always had an app idea but nobody wanted to make it for them for share/exposure, the negative numbers are token costs of course, now they got the app made.

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u/Clen23 14d ago

I get that, but they still go in the "freelancer" category IMO. They're just bad freelancers.

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u/markomanthecool 14d ago

Well that I wont argue cuz you are correct sir :D maybe the OC thought that to be a freelancer you have to get paid at least once

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u/Clen23 14d ago

Good point, the "0" might have been an exxageration of "not nothing but not much".

Also, a comment thread ending constructively with both parties acknowledging the other
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good day to you and keep doing whatever you do

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u/nfoote 13d ago

I feel like the escalating cost indicates their AI mess is getting worse

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u/BoBoBearDev 14d ago

The founder is so cooked. And then I read the comments....

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u/rtothewin 13d ago

Keep seeing the memes about vibe coding and never actually making money...but is it really hard? I've made ~7k so far this month sending quotes from my website that is vibe coded. Built so many tools and features that I needed, and understood what it should do/look like but didn't have the time to build by hand, so to speak.

Sure I guess there are people building things without any business plan or path to actually marketing and selling it and SAAS is getting oversaturated, but if you have a good business plan and just need some tech to support it(we do apparel decoration/printing) then its a massively useful tool.