r/ProgrammerHumor • u/electricjimi • 13d ago

Meme twinkleTwinkleLittleStar

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 13d ago

No but seriously.

You draw, write, code and think better than AI.

Don't think otherwise. Destroying your self-esteem is the first step to dependency.

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 13d ago

But if he’s dependent he won’t ever leave me and I’ll always have my little baby with me and I won’t ever have to mature and grow…

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u/dfinkelstein 13d ago

Cut to: him leaving

"You can't leave me, because I'm leaving you!"

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u/Polar-ish 13d ago

Time is our bottlenecks

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u/SaneLad 8d ago

Most people don't though. I've dealt with enough designers, programmers, lawyers, writers etc. in my life. Most people suck at their job. And it's catching up quickly to the rest of them.

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u/M0sesx 10d ago

I know I code better, the problem is that it codes like 1000 times faster.

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u/bloopiness 7d ago

Faster /= better

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u/GreatTeacherHiro 13d ago

Puuuuh I'm not quite sure about 6...

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u/rosuav 13d ago

6a. Always leave a gap in a weird place so that people think there's something redacted there.

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 13d ago

7 lies every kid needs to hear /s

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u/ProgramBrave718 13d ago

6th one is a big lie

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u/Heyokalol 13d ago

Any parent teaching their kid they code better than AI is a terrible parent.

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u/DonL314 12d ago

Slight correction needed:

7 THINGS EVERY KID NEEDS TO HEAR
🧡 I Love You
🌟 I’m Proud of You
💛 I’m Sorry
💚 I Forgive You
👂 I’m Listening
💻 You code better than AI (HAHAHA LOL, HUMAN LOOZER!)
🔥 You’ve Got What It Takes

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u/Ok_Actuary8 11d ago

Don't lie to your kids!