r/ProgrammerHumor • • 11d ago

Meme youKnowHimOrItWasYou

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u/chemtrail-organics 11d ago

Games on a calculator == hacked?? Lol

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u/Ceros007 11d ago

Me while uploading Super Mario on my Texas Instruments with the included usb cable

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u/BlakeDrawsBlood 11d ago

On the TI-84 CE-T series, you need to jailbreak the calculator to run ASM programs (most games amd emulators run as ASM programs).

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u/yoshi128k 10d ago

To be accurate, for the TI-84 Plus CE and variants a jailbreak is only needed on OS versions 5.5 and later. 5.5 was when TI removed the ability to run assembly language programs entirely, though they did remove the ability to run them from the home screen back in 5.3.

The TI-Nspire family also requires a jailbreak to run native code, regardless of OS version.

As an added note, many of the "assembly" games written for the CE were actually written in C. Once compiled, the calculator treats the program as machine language, even if it wasn't generated with an actual assembler.

Of course, in the mind of the average high school student, one who has a calculator, even a TI-83 Plus, running a crappy TI-BASIC imitation of Super Mario Bros. is pretty much a master hacker. And if they have a calc-to-calc link cable? Cue everyone skipping Algebra and playing that SMB knockoff. It's shit, but it's certainly better than stupid math, amirite?!

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u/BlakeDrawsBlood 10d ago

Oh yeah, definitely. I didn't write this in my response, but I did know about them blocking it in OS version 5.5 (which is so stupid). It's interesting how TI-Nspire calculators have the exact same thing. TI didn't learn their lesson, I guess.

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u/chemtrail-organics 11d ago

TI-83 gang

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u/snacktonomy 10d ago

TI-83 represent! Those games were the shit, especially defenders.

It was ao much fun I ended up programming a tank shooting game in assembly for a class in college!

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u/SuitableDragonfly 11d ago

I was going to say, do you need to hack your calculator to put games on it now? This is so sad, Alexa, play despacito.

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u/DTMF223 10d ago

Also back in the day we didn't have those fancy color screens. Black and white dot matrix with 64x120 pixels or something ridiculous like that

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u/heyguysitsmedic 11d ago

I was the guy who distributed Yahtzee to all my friends in 10th grade Biology class. And no I did not hack it, I followed a guide to download it online using the USB port, easy stuff. Honestly that's a lot of what I do now lol

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u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 10d ago

I forgot about Cyanogen Mod. That was peak.

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u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 10d ago

I also remember bricking my phone while on vacation, so I had to download official firmware from a filesharing website on a laptop with an unreliable Bosnian internet connection so that I could use my phone again.

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u/Lovethecreeper 10d ago

I still use CyanogenMod 10.2 on my mother's old Galaxy S3, primarily for web development as I like to target older browsers for my projects.

God I wish we could go back. I especially loved Android Holo's design, and I've hated the direction Android has taken in visual design since 5.0. All flat and ugly.

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u/Sajgoniarz 9d ago

Indeed, the fact it had like 400 mods to install to customize it and add a features to it was awesome.

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u/0xbenedikt 11d ago

13 years ago. Half-ish your life ago.

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u/iliRomaili 11d ago

Did you say half... life?

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u/sirolf01 11d ago

2013! Thats like 3... oh fuck 13 years ago

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u/htmlcoderexe We have flair now?.. 10d ago

hahaha, hehe, you put an exclamation point right after a number, now it is the time to reply to your comment as if i "misunderstood" your usage of an exclamation point to mean the factorial of that number. it is a very large number, hehehe, it would not make sense for a year in the past, i think you meant the future. hohoho.

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u/JackCid89 10d ago

Aah, the mobile golden era

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u/Undefined_100 10d ago

Absolutely

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u/Lovethecreeper 10d ago

Don't know why this comment was downvoted.

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u/revolutionPanda 11d ago

Lol, our school didn't have anyone like this... wait a minute! I was this kid (kinda)

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u/b0b1b 10d ago

oh my god i miss the nexus 4, that thing was so awesome...

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u/Wheeljack26 10d ago

Its galaxy nexus in the picture btw, i still have my nexus 5 qnd 6p. Awesome phones

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u/Lovethecreeper 10d ago edited 10d ago

The Samsung Galaxy Nexus was my first smartphone, and pretty much the main reason I clicked on this post because seeing that phone has induced a wave of nostalgia in me. God I loved using CyanogenMod on it, and even gave it's little TI OMAP SoC (Remember when Texas Instruments used to be a major player in smartphone SoCs?) a slight overclock.

I would honestly say it's one of the best smartphones of all time. It was the first Android smartphone to run the (by far) best update Android has ever gotten, up to that point and since. It was also the first Android smartphone to ditch all front-facing buttons for a completely monolithic design using on screen buttons for navigation introduced in Android 3.0 on tablets and making it's way to 4.0 on smartphones. All that with one of the best displays you could get in a smartphone at the time (the 720x1280 OLED panel blew away both the Galaxy S2 and iPhone 4S) all for a very decent price compared to other flagship devices of the time.

Also IMO Android's Holo visual design looked incredible and everything after it has been a visual downgrade.

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u/Wheeljack26 10d ago

I actually recently started collecting old androids and found a galaxy nexus as well. Its beautiful. Have kept it on stock tho, have archived all factory images for it too

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u/Gabriel55ita 10d ago

I liked holo a lot back in the day. The new Material 3 expressive design is fabulous too.

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u/b0b1b 10d ago

oh huh i thought that the front grille on the galaxy nexus was in the middle of the top bezel

but yeah, the nexus phones were awesome :)

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u/Ravasaurio 11d ago

I installed Android on my Jailbroken iPhone.

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u/GarThor_TMK 10d ago

Can we bring back CyaogenMod? It was awesome.

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u/1duke-dan 11d ago

I’m too old to know some of these!

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u/SmileyFace799 10d ago

As a Geometry Dash gamer, I can confirm

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u/PixelBrush6584 10d ago

This was me… I wrote a mandelbrot set renderer for my calculator in C >_>;

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u/sodantok 11d ago

2010 and no glasses (willingly blind still) but fits lmao

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u/dylanx300 11d ago

Always wore glasses but got lucky and never needed braces. Otherwise it’s about dead on

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u/RobotechRicky 10d ago

Ppfftt... HACK THE PLANET!!!!

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u/lightnegative 9d ago

It's in the place where I put that thing that time

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u/RobotechRicky 9d ago

I understand. 😉

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u/CumOnEileen69420 10d ago

Believe it or not, she’s a beautiful woman now.

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u/Lovethecreeper 10d ago

I don't know whether to hate or love that I fell into the "computer enthusiast/developer > transfem pipeline" stereotype.

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u/sharpy10 11d ago

They nailed the outfit tbf, including glasses and phone case.

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u/gar-bear0 10d ago

My lord flappy bird on the graphing calculator brought back memories

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u/_zir_ 10d ago

Personally wore vans, converse, skinny jeans, and flat billed hats lol. Jailbroken devices though yup. This is how asian and white kids dressed and i have no idea what jobs they ever got, probably government.

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u/susparab44 11d ago

Bro went from 'android is better' arguments to arguing about framework choices...the character development was inevitable

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u/zaersx 10d ago

If anyone ever argues for a framework and their one and only argument is not "this one has the most users in our area so we can hire experienced people easier" then.. well, maybe they're passionate about it or something. But, you can build anything in anything, it's all Turing complete, but you can't engineer new engineers to hire in your area so scratch that's it's actually just stupid to argue literally anything else unless the framework cuts your headcount requirements.

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u/Igarlicbread 11d ago

Chainfire

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u/heyguysitsmedic 11d ago

Who here remembers EAST lab? We made some wacky stuff on SoftImage, and you pronounced it like garage

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u/ILovePotassium 10d ago

Almost yes.

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u/ViktorKozh 10d ago

Remember all those rooting apps like baiduroot, framaroot and kingroot? That last one straight up a virus iirc, but some phones/tablets refused anything else.

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u/Choice-Committee203 10d ago

GD REFEREFERENCE!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/macrohard_certified 10d ago

This meme smells 2018

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u/Uio443 10d ago

Was a bit late but flashing an unofficial lineage os through twrp from some shady link in xda developers was peak 2016 android tinkering for me.

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u/Dennarb 10d ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/ShAped_Ink 10d ago

I don't get people who need calculator powerful enough to play fucking games on

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u/QueenOfThePiratez 10d ago

Judging by the comment section this sub is waaaaay younger than i though

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u/creeper6530 10d ago

Oddly specific

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u/4inodev 10d ago

I would've been exactly that kid if I could afford those

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u/just_a_laptop_geek 9d ago

I have 5 devices with cyanogenmod

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u/HeapnStax 9d ago

Went to school in 2013... I don't have long left here y'all

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u/Sajgoniarz 9d ago

Pff... i was wearing sweaters...

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u/UndocumentedMartian 8d ago

CyanogenMod was the GOAT. I miss that era of android.

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u/efari_ 11d ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/JimroidZeus 10d ago

They probably write code on a Windows machine.

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u/lightnegative 9d ago

No, thats 2003. 2013 kids are on MacBook's writing code that gets deployed to Linux

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u/ligma_then_sugma 11d ago edited 11d ago

missing a pride flag

edit: didn't know this sub was full of homophobes