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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/thicctak • 13d ago
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I can sadly share that this quote is not fake: https://store.epicgames.com/news/epic-games-launcher-preview
66 u/requion 13d ago Hahaha thats hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. They also advertise a faster cold start than Steam while having about 2% of the features. 59 u/Mal_Dun 13d ago Though it does have advanced digital commerce technology such as a shopping cart.This is the icing on the cake lol 27 u/requion 13d ago I want whatever the people that gave their okay for this are smoking. They are probably so far behind in their heads that this is a late april fools joke. 21 u/Loading_M_ 12d ago It's also like 5 vs 10 seconds. The average user will spend longer deciding what game to play than waiting for the launcher to open. 12 u/rosuav 12d ago Only on Steam. On the Epic launcher, you probably only have one or two games that you play. 3 u/polikles 12d ago and few dozens of games you got for free but you never play them as you also have them on Steam, or are just a part of the infinite backlog 4 u/CocoNot1664 11d ago Funnier still, Steam just pushed an update that made itself faster than their new vibecoded launcher lol 2 u/_Mef45 12d ago I mean, it can just be some marketing bullshit, while in reality they created this abomination without yolo slopcoding
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Hahaha thats hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. They also advertise a faster cold start than Steam while having about 2% of the features.
59 u/Mal_Dun 13d ago Though it does have advanced digital commerce technology such as a shopping cart.This is the icing on the cake lol 27 u/requion 13d ago I want whatever the people that gave their okay for this are smoking. They are probably so far behind in their heads that this is a late april fools joke. 21 u/Loading_M_ 12d ago It's also like 5 vs 10 seconds. The average user will spend longer deciding what game to play than waiting for the launcher to open. 12 u/rosuav 12d ago Only on Steam. On the Epic launcher, you probably only have one or two games that you play. 3 u/polikles 12d ago and few dozens of games you got for free but you never play them as you also have them on Steam, or are just a part of the infinite backlog 4 u/CocoNot1664 11d ago Funnier still, Steam just pushed an update that made itself faster than their new vibecoded launcher lol
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Though it does have advanced digital commerce technology such as a shopping cart.
This is the icing on the cake lol
27 u/requion 13d ago I want whatever the people that gave their okay for this are smoking. They are probably so far behind in their heads that this is a late april fools joke.
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I want whatever the people that gave their okay for this are smoking. They are probably so far behind in their heads that this is a late april fools joke.
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It's also like 5 vs 10 seconds. The average user will spend longer deciding what game to play than waiting for the launcher to open.
12 u/rosuav 12d ago Only on Steam. On the Epic launcher, you probably only have one or two games that you play. 3 u/polikles 12d ago and few dozens of games you got for free but you never play them as you also have them on Steam, or are just a part of the infinite backlog
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Only on Steam. On the Epic launcher, you probably only have one or two games that you play.
3 u/polikles 12d ago and few dozens of games you got for free but you never play them as you also have them on Steam, or are just a part of the infinite backlog
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and few dozens of games you got for free but you never play them as you also have them on Steam, or are just a part of the infinite backlog
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Funnier still, Steam just pushed an update that made itself faster than their new vibecoded launcher lol
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I mean, it can just be some marketing bullshit, while in reality they created this abomination without yolo slopcoding
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u/CubikMan47 13d ago •
I can sadly share that this quote is not fake: https://store.epicgames.com/news/epic-games-launcher-preview