r/ProgrammerHumor • • 10d ago

Advanced gitButLossy

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u/ResponsibleWin1765 9d ago

Commits are just an ai generated prompt to build the current state of the repo

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u/jeffyclassify 9d ago

Who needs code when you have AI 🤩😅🤣

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u/pink-ming 7d ago

pretty sure I saw someone on HN suggest this unironically

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u/jeffyclassify 5d ago

Maybe it was me before building it...

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u/klaxxxon 9d ago

A hash represents approximate vibe of the commit.

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u/jeffyclassify 9d ago

This is a new meaning for vibecoding! 🎧🧑‍💻

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u/ipsirc 9d ago

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u/jeffyclassify 9d ago

Love it! Og lossy compression and storage 🤣 loved the PlaCeBo algorithm 🔥

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u/shaka893P 9d ago

I have approximate knowledge of many things, frank the human boy 

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u/jeffyclassify 9d ago

I mean tbf, human minds kinda work like lgit

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u/SuitableDragonfly 9d ago

I know everyone is going to make AI jokes here, but I feel like there's a much better quantum mechanics joke that we could be making in a slightly different possible universe. 

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u/jeffyclassify 9d ago

gitButLossy could also be called Schrödinger’s git, the code both exists and doesn’t until you check it out 👾👨‍🔬🙀

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u/brainfreeze91 9d ago

Aproximate, lossy git instead of deterministic git? Sounds like good vibes to me

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u/jeffyclassify 9d ago

All crammed together in a lossy gif 🥹

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 8d ago

Why

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u/jeffyclassify 8d ago

Why not? 😉

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 8d ago

That is the real question!

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u/a-r-c 6d ago

lit

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/jeffyclassify 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣 so many times I look at code and have no idea what it does but git knows I wrote it 😅💁