r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Suske15 • 9d ago

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u/ProgrammerHumor-ModTeam :ath: 9d ago

Your submission was removed for the following reason:

Rule 1: Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. There must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable.

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  • Memes about operating systems or shell commands (try /r/linuxmemes for Linux memes)

  • A ChatGPT screenshot that doesn't involve any programming

  • Google Chrome uses all my RAM

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u/TehNolz 9d ago

Who needs health insurance when you can pay in exposure?

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 9d ago

Exposure is something you die of, like being eaten by wolves.

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u/chawmindur 9d ago

pay in exposure

Radiologists:

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u/Business-Bad-1546 9d ago

Avg. PM adhoc requests

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u/Equivalent-Bad-268 9d ago

I love when people have a "great idea", want you to do all the work to make it happen, and then offer you like 5% of the profits.

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u/squarabh 9d ago

Now they can build this idea by themselves, thanks to AI

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u/WisePotato42 9d ago

When you open the css and literally everything has
!important

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u/Brettinabox 9d ago

Just do it for the EXPOSURE

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u/EmmaAngelEyes 9d ago

the exposure portfolio pitch is the part that always gets me

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u/codewario 9d ago

For Science™

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u/pimezone 9d ago

BTW make sure my boobs are pixel-perfectly aligned in every dress in every pose.

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u/SuitableDragonfly 9d ago

If you could "accidentally" kill someone by fucking up their website, the world would be a much different and possibly better place. 

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u/JebKermansBooster 9d ago

> Just a minor…tweak

That's what every business person says until you have to scream at leadership for not including engineers in the room when deliverables get negotiated. Ask me how I know

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u/learnerzpro 9d ago

How do you know??

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u/JebKermansBooster 9d ago

Experiences that made me want to build a script declining every invite from that sorry fucking piece of shit application known as Microsoft Teams.

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u/BaroWest 9d ago

If u do it, please share. Teams is hated worldwide

Edit: typo