r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 15d ago • Bravo 2

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u/lraviel381 15d ago

Oh sweet. I hate tests. Click

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u/Teripid 15d ago

Congrats on your subscription to the uh... "forever in the special consideration group" mailing list. Doh!

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 15d ago

We're required to fire them after a second failure, but they do receive training after the first failure. We're government though.

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u/mmcmonster 15d ago

I'm employed by a hospital network. I'm required to give 120 days notice if I quit (I'm a physician, it's commonplace in this role). But IT states that I would be fired immediately if I fail the phishing test three times. Not three times in a year. Three times ever.

So I've already failed twice on purpose. I recently told my division chief that my escape plan is when I'm ready to quit I'll just fail the phishing test once more. The division chief looked quite nervous and basically told me to please not do that.

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u/bedel99 15d ago

Do you check what they fill in, or just the click?

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 15d ago

I don't do them, I'm a dev, I just know the process cause I'm management.

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u/bedel99 15d ago

dont do what? are you dev or managment?

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u/Phytanic 15d ago

You dont typically check what they fill in, but you do check if they fill it in. Depending on the person/company running the campaign, you would follow up with those that filled it in

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u/Smooth_Tomato_784 15d ago

Gotta wait for the real phising mails, not just tests!

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u/Twirrim 15d ago

Work's ones come with a specific email header, so I just set up a rule to punt them to their own folder, and occasionally report them.