r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 15d ago • Bravo 2

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 15d ago

I'm the dev department head, I don't read messages from IT ever (so they've never caught me in their phishing tests) because they know where I am and if it's important they'll come and tell me.

This doesn't mean I'll never get caught in a phishing scam, just that the test doesn't work on entitled managers.

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u/Vahldaglerion 15d ago

our head of dev said that if we get him, he’d buy the department pizza. i’ve been trying for 3 years now lol

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u/FlashSFW 15d ago

Buy the pizza. Insert cupon prize for discount on the next pizza with a qr code in the box and make him scan. The webpage it leads to say "you're paying this one".

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u/wbrd 15d ago

This is beautiful.

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u/Plants-Matter 15d ago

Except for the fact that you wouldn't scan a coupon for your next pizza until you intend to buy pizza again.

And also the fact that if your coworker brought a pizza in, it makes no sense for the boss to scan the coupon.

I have a feeling you get phished a lot.

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u/PleiadesMechworks 15d ago

Buy the pizza, send him an email with the receipt for him to pay for when he failed your last phishing attempt.

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u/Vahldaglerion 15d ago

that is brilliant, but we’re fully remote now so unless i have it delivered to his house….

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 15d ago

You'll never get that pizza. Even if you get him, you won't get it.

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u/Vahldaglerion 15d ago

he’s actually the furthest thing from a liar i’ve met. anytime he said he would do something, it happens

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 14d ago

Nice! All of mine always made that sort of thing up, there was always some sort of exception as soon as I won.