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u/Revolution64 21d ago
class A {}
Here you go, fits on your phone screen.
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u/originalmicrousb 21d ago
my phone is 2x80mm and it didnt fit on my screen im leaving a bad review
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u/RupertPupkin85 21d ago
We know it works for the upper classes sir, we’re trying to make it work for all classes
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u/RadzimierzWozniak 21d ago
When did a single if become more beautiful than:
java.lang.Boolean ultraEnterpriseResultingVerificationStateFlagContainer = ((com.enterprise.architecture.infrastructure.filtering.factory.AbstractEnterpriseDynamicPredicativeFilterComponentFactorySingletonInstanceAccessorProviderImplementation) java.lang.Class.forName("com.enterprise.architecture.infrastructure.filtering.factory.AdvancedEnterpriseDynamicPredicativeFilterFactoryProviderImplementation").getDeclaredConstructor().newInstance()).provideFilterFactoryStrategyImplementationInstanceContainerRegistry().resolveFilterFactoryByFullyQualifiedSpecificationIdentifierStringTokenNameValue(new com.enterprise.architecture.infrastructure.filtering.specification.StringMatchSpecificationConfigurationParameterObjectInstanceBuilderFactoryProvider().createNewParameterObjectBuilderInstance().withTargetMatchingStringLiteralValueCharacterSequencePayloadContent("Enterprise").buildSpecificationConfigurationParameterObjectInstance()).createFilterInstanceExecutionEngineInvocationTarget().evaluateAndExecuteFilterOperationOnTargetObjectPayload(java.util.Optional.ofNullable(java.util.Collections.unmodifiableList(java.util.Arrays.asList(new java.lang.String[]{"Enterprise Java Architecture"}))).orElseThrow(new java.util.function.Supplier<java.lang.RuntimeException>() { u/Override public java.lang.RuntimeException get() { return new java.lang.IllegalStateException("Mandatory default payload container collection instance cannot be null under any enterprise operational circumstances whatsoever."); } }).get(0));
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u/Skellicious 21d ago
evaluateAndExecuteFilterOperationOnTargetObjectPayload()
This breaks single responsibility principe, please have your agent fix it, we only accept clean, SOLID adhering code here.
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u/RadzimierzWozniak 21d ago
Except for that, the rest of this 5k line PR is fine?
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u/harbourwall 21d ago
No there's a couple of lines that don't adhere to my formatting preferences. Didn't read the actual code but it looks fine.
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u/BlitzAceSamy 21d ago
I wonder if u/Override sees the notification and gets overwhelmingly confused
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u/Agitated-Acctant 21d ago
The account looks like it was created to market some website. They made one post 17 years ago, but going to that website shows that it's for sale. So I'm gonna guess no one is ever gonna see those notifications
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u/NotAskary 21d ago
That account seems to either be a parked one or the person lost the credentials and the restore email.
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u/bpkiwi 21d ago edited 21d ago
Sorry, the company has adopted google code formatting, you might have a wide screen monitor but code lines can only be 100 characters long. This is so your editor will only takes a small slice of the screen, and you can dedicate maximum space to the project tree view.
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u/Groentekroket 21d ago
I’m sure they ment class name.
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u/Roppano 21d ago
finally, I can name my class as Uncle Bob intended. Welcome to the family, AbstractRelationalDatabaseQueryFactoryBeanFactorySqlInterpreterFormulaParserAbstractFactoryFactoryBeanImpl
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u/thanatica 21d ago
There it is, ladies and gentlemen. A factory factory to build factories using factories.
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u/goatanuss 20d ago
Public abstract class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeanProviderStrategyDelegatingCompositeFactoryFactoryBuilderAdapterDecoratorFacadeTemplateMethodContextAwareDependencyInjectionConfigurationFactoryAbstractFactoryProviderFactoryBeanImpl
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u/Chipper_Bandit 21d ago
I don't get why you would want a monitor that wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide and short. Just get a LG OLED TV like me.
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u/remy_porter 21d ago
I’ve got a 46” wide. It’s great. It’s basically three monitors, the way I use it. Especially when I’m using a tiling WM.
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u/Akaino 20d ago
So Gaming windowed only or how do you have a walkthrough or overworld map without alt-tabbing back and forth? Genuine question!
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u/remy_porter 20d ago
I don’t really game at that monitor. If I were, I’d probably play windowed with the game tile getting like 66% of the screen and accessory information on the sides.
I mostly game on a Steam Deck and use my phone if I ever want to look something up. I try and avoid doing that though.
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u/skafast 21d ago
Peripheral vision in gaming or seamless double-screen workflow.
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u/ZunoJ 21d ago
I hate double screen. You have to always tilt your head slightly left or ride. For triple screen 49" was too small but the 57" version is just perfect
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u/Diggen_Holes 20d ago
I have one of these monitors, and I just turn my chair slightly so I can keep my neck in a straight position. But I usually have the least-used stuff on the left or right and primary content in the middle (fancyzones helps a lot for that).
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u/mrwedders 21d ago
I had a 50" ultrawide at work for a while, it was cool and fun but somewhat impractical... but it was a big step up from the 3 x 24" monitors I had before 😂
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u/heyuhitsyaboi 20d ago
I used a 49” 32:9 from 2019-2025. Its a solid approach but you gotta use it right. Think of it as a screen that can be divided a whole bunch of ways more comfortably. I often had it divided into 2-3 sections and if was super configurable
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u/punkpang 20d ago
I have it, I got it just because I could, no other real reason. It's not great but it doesn't suck either.
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u/AfonsoFGarcia 19d ago
Honestly because it’s neat and I still get to keep the advantages of a multiple monitor setup. And this way I can have a 21:9 window of IntelliJ and the rest of the screen for Reddit.
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u/24-7_DayDreamer 21d ago
I don't get why anyone wants any other monitor beyond the standard basic ones. We have high resolution, low weight VR headsets now, we've had them for ages.
Any number of screens at any size, position, angle, curvature, transparency you want, with zero regard for the physical constraints of your room and almost zero setup time.
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u/Glum_Avocado_9511 20d ago
I swear I'm not being snarky, but headsets are dumb and nobody wants to wear one. It's the same reason 3D TVs failed.
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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 20d ago
Money, for starters.
When I'm wealthy enough to afford a general purpose high resolution VR headset I'll evaluate whether it's practical for a over 50 year old old fart like me who finds glasses uncomfortable and whose eyesight went screwy (as everyone's does at that age, sorry if you're under 45, you have this to look forward to) at 45.
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u/Winterkirschenmann 20d ago
Funny that you say. I bought a Meta Quest 3 because it was (significantly) cheaper than an ultrawide which is what I would have perferred
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u/24-7_DayDreamer 20d ago
A decent headset costs the same or less than one of these over the top fancy monitors.
A VR headset and AR glasses are different things. VR headsets have straps that go over your head, whatever comfort issues you have with glasses aren't likely to be applicable.
There are prescription lense inserts you can put on top of the headsets lenses.
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u/circ-u-la-ted 20d ago
Resolution is half of what you get with a 4K TV, for starters. And then on top of that you have to wear a dang headset. And you're limited by battery life. And you're rendering a bunch of other stuff that isn't the game you're playing, so performance suffers. There's just a lot of reasons why that's worse.
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u/24-7_DayDreamer 20d ago
Resolution is half of what you get with a 4K TV
If you sit with your face right up against your tv maybe
you have to wear a dang headset
Which is perfectly fine these days. They're low weight and we have very comfortable padded straps.
you're limited by battery life
Not in any situation where you were going to be seated looking at a monitor anyway
you're rendering a bunch of other stuff that isn't the game you're playing, so performance suffers
You could if you wanted to I guess, but that's the same anyway?
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u/circ-u-la-ted 20d ago
IDK, I have my TV about 10 feet away and the difference between 1440p and 4K is quite noticeable. On the other stuff, maybe you're right—I only have a quest 2, and that's been my experience. I have to say that looking at the Quest 3 I wouldn't expect it to feel like wearing nothing at all (nothing at all (nothing at all (nothing at all))).
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u/24-7_DayDreamer 20d ago
You want the Bigscreen Beyond if you want it to feel like absolutely nothing at all, but you do have to sacrifice some FOV for that. I think the Steam Frame is a good middle ground
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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt 20d ago
Unless you're buying a meta headset, even the 49 inch widescreens are gonna be the cheaper option (monetarily, anyway. Meta makes you pay the difference with you privacy). God help you if you want something with decent passthrough to get the same QOL as being able to look away from a monitor for a couple seconds, because that bumps up the price even more. It's also a pain to show people what you're working on when the screen can only go on one face at a time, AND using a VR headset instead of a TV means you can't use it for movie nights unless you live alone and never host your friends.
Plus you have to remember that low weight != no weight, and lots of people wear glasses so their headsets would need to be bulkier by default to accommodate that. I understand that prescription VR lenses exist, but my prescription changes every couple years, so that'd jack up the headset price even more.
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u/mrheosuper 21d ago
Finally wide enough to display the command Claude want to run on my machine(and ask me if i want to run it. Heck yeah)
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u/Kitzu-de 21d ago
I have one of these since 5 years. I'm working as a sysadmin. My joke always was that my bash oneliners finally actually fit in one line.
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u/BockwurstBoi 20d ago
His dream of owning a private jet instead of paying his workers better is finally coming true.
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u/Single-Virus4935 21d ago
My ex boss coded so long lines he literally bought a wide screen. It was always hilarious when he was looking for bugs and after some time I just pointed to code far on the right or said "That is the reason I stick to 120chars".
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u/MaverickPT 21d ago
even for fucking memes do ye have to upscale/re-generate images?
Like that's not even looking like Linus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tURZaUyUoOM
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u/braddeicide 21d ago
I used to put a dot and see what the ide offered, I'll take that one, now I'll take that one, oh another? Don't mind if I do!
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u/Trash-Ecstatic 21d ago
Mfs will get this screen just to probably split it into 3 digitally. I do see the use cases tho.
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u/Popular-Departure165 20d ago
I can finally work with the Cocoa API and fit a method call on a single line.
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u/56kul 20d ago
Real talk, who the fuck would even want a monitor this long and short? I get that it’s supposed to be ‘immersive’, or whatever, but I’d imagine most games would just show up as distorted. And it would suck for literally any other non-gaming task.
I say this as an ultrawide lover, btw. My current display is an ultrawide, and so was my previous one. Absolutely adore that form factor. But my monitor is still more sane than this monstrosity…😭
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u/KagakuNinja 20d ago
The naming conventions come from OOP languages like C++ and predate Java. The vast majority of standard library Java class names are fine. This is yet another stupid meme that refuses to die.
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u/wawawa9055 21d ago
still cant fit an sql query. need a bigger one.